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JawDborn e2
2 793 1 England
27 Aug 2013 3:04PM
Thanks, Polis. So why did he burn his bannocks? Must have left them in the oven.praps it was Burns night.

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joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
28 Aug 2013 12:53PM

Quote:So why did he burn his bannocks?


I don't know but it certainly sounds painful. But maybe not quite as painful as a kick in the Trossachs....
28 Aug 2013 5:05PM
Why is it when I post gems of knowledge, in here, everyone joins in and makes me look like an idiot ?SadWink
adrian_w e2
7 3.4k 4 Scotland
3 Sep 2013 2:38PM

Quote:Why is it everyone joins in and makes me look like an idiot ?SadWink

NO idea, after all you don't need any help in that department! Wink
4 Sep 2013 12:27PM
Are you on about my deportment, or de apartment vot I haf in Monte Carlo ?Grin
adrian_w e2
7 3.4k 4 Scotland
4 Sep 2013 4:38PM
QED!
4 Sep 2013 6:17PM
adrian you have missed out the two 'u's, as in - he queued up with hundreds of others to marvel at Geordie's inventiveness. Or : Up in Scotia, both the natives and the English immigrants, were queueing up when they heard they were closing the border at Carter Bar. They wanted to travel south to Paradise (Northumberland) or even England.GrinTongue QED.
joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
4 Sep 2013 8:33PM
You're making even less sense than usual, Polis…. Wink
6 Sep 2013 12:57PM
Yes, but even a fool can stump a wise man.Grin
adrian_w e2
7 3.4k 4 Scotland
6 Sep 2013 2:06PM
as you have proved. Wink
6 Sep 2013 4:39PM
Why is it people just sit behind the parapet taking potshots at us, instead of adding something useful, knowledgeable, pertinent and enlightening, like what I do ?GrinTongue
22 Sep 2013 8:14PM
Why is it when you do toast in the microwave, you have to brown it off under the grill ? Unless, of course, you are having Marmite with it.Grin
joolsb 10 27.1k 38 Switzerland
23 Sep 2013 6:41PM
Why don't you use a toaster like everyone else?

Or would that be just too easy? Wink
27 Sep 2013 5:40PM
Why is it I never thought of your suggestion joolsb ? Probably because a microwave uses less power than an electric toaster. I used to toast my bread on the open fire with a toasting fork - - - remember them ? But the fork broke. I have tried using the garden fork but it is not the same. You know why ? - bigger holes in the toast slices and the butter and marmalade drop right through.Wink
23 Oct 2013 7:18PM
Why is it that this thread was almost as good as the Grumpy Group, and tonight SlowSong has started off another thread - " Why is ......" on the Light Hearted Chat. One must fink (sothern talk) that most womens just like winding us mens up.Grin

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