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Thanks, Polis. So why did he burn his bannocks? Must have left them in the oven.praps it was Burns night.
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Quote: So why did he burn his bannocks?
I don't know but it certainly sounds painful. But maybe not quite as painful as a kick in the Trossachs....
Why is it when I post gems of knowledge, in here, everyone joins in and makes me look like an idiot ?
Quote: Why is it everyone joins in and makes me look like an idiot ?
NO idea, after all you don't need any help in that department!
Are you on about my deportment, or de apartment vot I haf in Monte Carlo ?
adrian you have missed out the two 'u's, as in - he queued up with hundreds of others to marvel at Geordie's inventiveness. Or : Up in Scotia, both the natives and the English immigrants, were queueing up when they heard they were closing the border at Carter Bar. They wanted to travel south to Paradise (Northumberland) or even England. QED.
You're making even less sense than usual, Polis….
Yes, but even a fool can stump a wise man.
as you have proved.
Why is it people just sit behind the parapet taking potshots at us, instead of adding something useful, knowledgeable, pertinent and enlightening, like what I do ?
Why is it when you do toast in the microwave, you have to brown it off under the grill ? Unless, of course, you are having Marmite with it.
Why don't you use a toaster like everyone else?
Or would that be just too easy?
Why is it I never thought of your suggestion joolsb ? Probably because a microwave uses less power than an electric toaster. I used to toast my bread on the open fire with a toasting fork - - - remember them ? But the fork broke. I have tried using the garden fork but it is not the same. You know why ? - bigger holes in the toast slices and the butter and marmalade drop right through.
Why is it that this thread was almost as good as the Grumpy Group, and tonight SlowSong has started off another thread - " Why is ......" on the Light Hearted Chat. One must fink (sothern talk) that most womens just like winding us mens up.
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