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brian1208
brian1208 e2 Member 1110249 forum postsbrian1208 vcard United Kingdom12 Constructive Critique Points
4 Jan 2013 - 10:33 AM

Your wife keeps stopping saying "have you seen that" when you are 200 yds behind with your head in a bush trying to capture a shot of a bee.

(It all reminds me of when I used to be a keen fisherman, carp fishing with my rods on a "Pod" and an electronic alarm to indicate a bite. I fell out of bed one morning when the alarm went off and I reached out to grab my fishing rod! Tongue )

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LVanDhal
LVanDhal  1126 forum posts United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
5 Jan 2013 - 4:39 AM

When a "Friend" asks you to show them how to take a "Good" photograph with their new DSLR and after half an hour of you trying to condense the basics for them they say "Oh I'm not interested in getting all obsessive about it like you, I just want to take some really nice pictures on holiday, so can you write down which buttons I press".

collywobles
5 Jan 2013 - 10:02 AM

Had same problem over Xmas when my fiend got a DSLR..... spent hours going thru real basic stuff and it finished up with her saying" Ahh, I'll just leave it on Auto then................... " Which of course is no bad thing!

mohikan22
mohikan22  102187 forum posts United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
5 Jan 2013 - 10:08 AM

i know im a photographer when......i keep looking at the sky waiting for the right light lol.

AlexandraSD
5 Jan 2013 - 11:57 AM

You think to yourself nice bokeh just before you wipe that sleep from your eyes Grin

AlexandraSD
5 Jan 2013 - 11:59 AM

You wear yellow lens sunglasses for that realtime 81b effect!

JJGEE
JJGEE  96291 forum posts England18 Constructive Critique Points
5 Jan 2013 - 12:03 PM

or blue for an 80A effect to make you feel "COOL " and part of the gang ! !

AlexandraSD
5 Jan 2013 - 12:08 PM

When your the only one NOT wearing sunglasses because the tinted lenses may give you incorrect colour information, hold on, that sky was pink a moment ago, oh, its the sunnies Wink

AlexandraSD
5 Jan 2013 - 12:14 PM

When your the only person at a wedding (aside from official tog, most of the time.....) who does not get guests to say cheese!

keith selmes
5 Jan 2013 - 3:24 PM


Quote: You think to yourself nice bokeh just before you wipe that sleep from your eyes

and at the opticians when trying out your new short focus reading glasses Smile

AlexandraSD
5 Jan 2013 - 4:18 PM


Quote: You think to yourself nice bokeh just before you wipe that sleep from your eyesand at the opticians when trying out your new short focus reading glasses Smile

A few years ago i needed some eye problem treated by a specialist at the Norfolk University Hospital, or whatever it is called now, and the doc had to get a good look into what was going on, to aid him he needed to add a droplet of some fluid into my eye to make whatever stand out more, he said i would have blurred vision for an hour or two, i did, i was alone and could not drive home afterwards, everything was a total blur, never mind bokeh, it was more like lensbaby vision for a while lol

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