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brian1208 Plus
11 10.6k 12 United Kingdom
4 Jan 2013 10:33AM
Your wife keeps stopping saying "have you seen that" when you are 200 yds behind with your head in a bush trying to capture a shot of a bee.

(It all reminds me of when I used to be a keen fisherman, carp fishing with my rods on a "Pod" and an electronic alarm to indicate a bite. I fell out of bed one morning when the alarm went off and I reached out to grab my fishing rod! Tongue )

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LVanDhal 2 126 1 United Kingdom
5 Jan 2013 4:39AM
When a "Friend" asks you to show them how to take a "Good" photograph with their new DSLR and after half an hour of you trying to condense the basics for them they say "Oh I'm not interested in getting all obsessive about it like you, I just want to take some really nice pictures on holiday, so can you write down which buttons I press".
collywobles 10 3.5k 9 United Kingdom
5 Jan 2013 10:02AM
Had same problem over Xmas when my fiend got a DSLR..... spent hours going thru real basic stuff and it finished up with her saying" Ahh, I'll just leave it on Auto then................... " Which of course is no bad thing!
mohikan22 11 2.3k 1 United Kingdom
5 Jan 2013 10:08AM
i know im a photographer when......i keep looking at the sky waiting for the right light lol.
5 Jan 2013 11:57AM
You think to yourself nice bokeh just before you wipe that sleep from your eyes Grin
5 Jan 2013 11:59AM
You wear yellow lens sunglasses for that realtime 81b effect!
JJGEE 10 6.5k 18 England
5 Jan 2013 12:03PM
or blue for an 80A effect to make you feel "COOL " and part of the gang ! !
5 Jan 2013 12:08PM
When your the only one NOT wearing sunglasses because the tinted lenses may give you incorrect colour information, hold on, that sky was pink a moment ago, oh, its the sunnies Wink
5 Jan 2013 12:14PM
When your the only person at a wedding (aside from official tog, most of the time.....) who does not get guests to say cheese!
keith selmes 11 7.1k 1 United Kingdom
5 Jan 2013 3:24PM

Quote:You think to yourself nice bokeh just before you wipe that sleep from your eyes
and at the opticians when trying out your new short focus reading glasses Smile
5 Jan 2013 4:18PM

Quote:You think to yourself nice bokeh just before you wipe that sleep from your eyesand at the opticians when trying out your new short focus reading glasses Smile


A few years ago i needed some eye problem treated by a specialist at the Norfolk University Hospital, or whatever it is called now, and the doc had to get a good look into what was going on, to aid him he needed to add a droplet of some fluid into my eye to make whatever stand out more, he said i would have blurred vision for an hour or two, i did, i was alone and could not drive home afterwards, everything was a total blur, never mind bokeh, it was more like lensbaby vision for a while lol

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