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    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade  1014749 forum posts England216 Constructive Critique Points
    10 Jun 2011 - 5:48 PM

    I get some cracking spam on my blog - I feel like replying to some and correcting their english..

    A new "grumpy" thread for you - any spam that's a bit odd, strange, badly worded or amusing, bung it on here for a laugh (without the links of course)

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    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade  1014749 forum posts England216 Constructive Critique Points
    10 Jun 2011 - 5:49 PM


    Quote: Tremendous! This particular is all I can think pertaining to a blog post like this excellent. This kind of is literally a notably explanatory article post on the blog. You just need to know a lot about this amazing.
    My blog is on Low fat diet.

    no idea what this one was about.... google translator did a cracking job!

    KenTaylor
    KenTaylor e2 Member 92972 forum postsKenTaylor vcard United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
    10 Jun 2011 - 6:41 PM

    I feel neglected as I dont get any Sad

    RogBrown
    RogBrown  72997 forum posts England10 Constructive Critique Points
    10 Jun 2011 - 10:41 PM

    Got this the other day:-


    Quote: Don't miss exciting profession opening.
    Our Corporation is looking for industrious worker in United Kingdom to help us start our activity in the UK sector.

    Necessity:
    - Full age United Kingdom resident
    - Only operational knowledge of Internet & computer.
    - Free access to personal e-mail box
    - 2-3 free hours per day
    - Fast replies on our written requests
    - good organizational talents.

    You can easily combine our work with your primary work.
    Great income ability. easy instruction available.
    Those who are interested must be honest and commerce motivated. Working only few hours per day.
    Any person residing in the United Kingdom can become our agent.
    Our manager will e-mail you within several if you interested.
    Thank you for your attention.



    No link to click on or anything.

    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade  1014749 forum posts England216 Constructive Critique Points
    10 Jun 2011 - 10:59 PM

    you're industrious Rog, you should have investigated further, sounds ideal Wink

    I've just deleted 434 spam comments.... they were ALL russian!

    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade  1014749 forum posts England216 Constructive Critique Points
    10 Jun 2011 - 11:10 PM


    Quote: Comfortably, the news post is during truthfulness a hottest on this subject well known subject matter. I agree with ones conclusions and often will desperately look ahead to your . Saying thanks a lot will not just be sufficient, for ones wonderful ability in your producing. I will immediately grab ones own feed to stay knowledgeable from any sort of update versions. get the Work done and much success with yourbusiness results!

    if you have any idea what the first line means, let me know

    User_Removed
    11 Jun 2011 - 8:13 AM


    Quote: I've just deleted 434 spam comments.... they were ALL russian!

    I'd change your email provider Ade!!!

    strokebloke
    15 Jun 2011 - 7:39 PM

    You've obviously never been an FE or HE lecturer, have you Ade ?
    Students talk like that all the time.
    It's called gobble-de-gook. All the really intelligent ones speak it. Most go on to become something important in government.
    Whatever that means.
    There's at least a couple who regularly contribute to the Critique Gallery, who are also proficient in the use of gobble-de-gook.
    You're behind the times young man.


    Quote: Comfortably, the news post is during truthfulness a hottest on this subject well known subject matter.

    This, for instance is obvious: it means he/she likes it. I personally have no idea what 'it' is, but that's irrelevant, as is the observation GrinGrinGrin

    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade  1014749 forum posts England216 Constructive Critique Points
    16 Jun 2011 - 12:00 AM

    I installed Akismet spam filter and hey presto , the blog is spam free

    however, the pixelpost photo site still gets a load of junk...

    strokebloke
    16 Jun 2011 - 12:13 AM

    They obviously like you Ade SmileSmile

    ade_mcfade
    ade_mcfade  1014749 forum posts England216 Constructive Critique Points
    16 Jun 2011 - 12:23 AM

    indeed - you like bold text don't you Wink

    newfocus
    newfocus  8644 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
    16 Jun 2011 - 12:41 AM

    Got this one yesterday...


    Quote: Thank you a lot and I'm looking forward to touch you. Will you kindly drop me a e-mail?

    er............ on balance, no, I don't think I will.

    strokebloke
    16 Jun 2011 - 12:51 AM

    I've only just learned how to do it. Grin
    It will wear off in time, be patient with me Wink
    [I'm very easily satisfied]

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