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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..........................Sorry, well I did say I'm sleeping. ![]()
Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah, I popped into town today and decided to take a stroll around the park, feed the birds, play on the swings and maybe speed down the slide. After playing in the park I went down to the duck pond to give them some bread.
As I removed the bag from my pocket a massive flock of ducks and swans came racing over, all of them flapping their wings. Interesting I was thinking, well you could have knocked me down with a feather when one of the swans spoke in a very regimented voice, he said "I say dear chap, I am Flight Lieutenant Flapper Swan of the PAFF and I wish to examine that bag food you have brought for us before any of us eat it".
I stuttered "PAFF?", he replied "Yes, the Park Air Feathered Force, Squadron Quill". "Oh" I said, thinking, well that was obvious, why didn't I get that in the first place.
I decided to keep the peace as the park was empty and as I was on my own and pretty much outnumbered, so I opened the bag. Bad move, feathers began to fly, apparently I had upset him by trying to feed them Warburtons, rather than Hovis. What a mistake to make. It was then I noticed a flock of geese which were airborne and beginning to get into attack formation, I decided this was a good time to basically legit, so I did, legit that is as more and more birds took to the air, some were dive bombing and others were dropping stones.
Finally I entered a different part of the park and the birds turned back, I could see them handing out the bread I had dropped, the cheek of it, it wasn't good enough before. Lets just say I wasn't going back to complain.
I carried on walking and finally found quite an enchanted area full of trees, rocks and flowers, it was beautiful. I started to relax as I wandered through this beautiful place. I rounded the corner and nearly jumped out of my skin. There he was a gorgeous Lion, not dissimilar to the one in my upload, well actually it was the one in my upload. I quickly grabbed this shot before once again legging it, I didn't get very far until I found I had actually ran around in a circle, I then bumped into his companion, I grabbed a shot of her then she ate me.
That's pretty much the end of the story, a little abrupt I know, but take my advice, be careful when visiting your local park.
The two uploads today are actually of the lions in London Zoo. I am not a huge fan of captive animals, but the way these beautiful creatures are mercilessly poached for their fur etc, at least we know two that will be safe and their offspring.
I hope you like them, thanks for looking and for any comments.
| Brand: | NIKON CORPORATION |
| Camera: | Nikon D300 |
| Lens: | 70.0-300.0 mm f/4.5-5.6 |
| Recording media: | RAW (digital) |
| Date Taken: | 22 Jul 2011 - 11:19 AM |
| Focal Length: | 260mm |
| Lens Max Aperture: | f/5.7 |
| Aperture: | f/7.1 |
| Shutter Speed: | 1/200sec |
| Exposure Comp: | 0.0 |
| ISO: | 100 |
| Exposure Mode: | Aperture-priority AE |
| Metering Mode: | Multi-segment |
| Flash: | No Flash |
| White Balance: | As Shot |
| Title: | I'm Sleeping |
| Username: | |
| Uploaded: | 12 Dec 2012 - 5:39 PM |
| Tags: | Cats, Female, Fur, Lions, Male, Pets / captive animals, Sleep, Wild |
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Comments
Lovely candid shot of this magnificent creature. I have a friend in South Africa who says that captive lions are the lucky ones as the ones in the wild have short, harsh lives and are riddled with disease.
I'm glad the birds were only dropping stones on you Andy ![]()
I agree about captive animals, but sometimes we have to do it to bring endangered species back. If we humans would just quit mucking with the environment, maybe so many species wouldn't be lost to us.
Anne
never had one speak to me. great shot nice detail. christine![]()
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It's happened, you've finally flipped. Tea withdrawal symptoms was it? Cold swan instead of cold turkey? Go and brew up a pot and lie down in a darkened room with it...
Nice shot. I don't like zoos either. But I do like the way cats of all sizes regard us with an undisguised air of superiority. He's already imagining you as burgers.
Moira
You've been reading too much Edgar Allen Poe, Andy
but a good somnolent posture on the lion.
Dave
Quote: It's happened, you've finally flipped. Tea withdrawal symptoms was it? Cold swan instead of cold turkey? Go and brew up a pot and lie down in a darkened room with it...
Nice shot. I don't like zoos either. But I do like the way cats of all sizes regard us with an undisguised air of superiority. He's already imagining you as burgers.
Moira
Brilliant, so wonderfully captured.
Regards Nathan
Great shots Andy still laughing at your story brilliant![]()
..Lin
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The lion sleeps tonight
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The lion sleeps tonight
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I'd be lion if I said that i did not love this image and your narrative which brought a smile to my face, I'm not surprised this one has proved to be a roaring success with the epzers'![]()
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