Hi, I been thinking about the funny things that have been told to me by the wedding guest photographers.
Here are a few of mine:-
"Do you know how my camera works?"
"Do you have any batteries?" (usually asked went busy taking pictures of Bride and Groom!)
"I have you know that this compact is 10megabytes!"
This saying comes with a polite tap on my shoulder whilst taking pics of B & G, "Do you know you are in our way!"
Add a Few of your own. It will be fun to hear.