Rangi was standing on the door step watching Tama collecting the rubbish.
As Tama went by he yells out to Rangi
"Hey bro where's you bin"??
Rangi replies, "I bin in Australia"
"NO" replies Tama "where's your Wheelie Bin"?
"Oh I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell people I bin in Australia!!!!!!".
Well what else can I use as a story about a dustbin lid on the beach