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Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work

My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"......
Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'

Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.

What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"

Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry

Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows

What's a cow's favourite moosical note?
Beef-flat

What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos

What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated


Ok I'm sorry!
Simon

Camera:Fuji s602z
Title:Why did the cow
Username:simont simont
Uploaded:13 Sep 2004 - 9:08 AM
Tags:Bovine, Cow, Wildlife / nature
Votes:9

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daringdaphne
13 Sep 2004 - 9:33 AM

I've lost my train of thought, reading all these one liners, you could Send them to R.D. they pay for them!
Ah I got it
"The lowing herd wind slowly or the lea"
Thomas Grey. No they are just lovely. Nice one. D.

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stevieb
stevieb  102994 forum posts Panama2 Constructive Critique Points
13 Sep 2004 - 9:46 AM

Simon.....get out more Smile

Nice one, Cows are good.

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User_Removed
13 Sep 2004 - 9:48 AM

Great picture, very good jokes, lol.
Why apologise? if your mad, your mad, you can't help it! lol. Smile
Keep it up, a little mad is good, nice one.
Lucien.

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UserRemoved
13 Sep 2004 - 9:48 AM

Simon !!!..you are impossible!.....but made me laugh....thankyou....Lizzie

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UserRemoved
13 Sep 2004 - 9:48 AM

oh...and l love the photo...well done---Lizzie

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itinerario
itinerario  1042 forum posts Netherlands
13 Sep 2004 - 10:55 AM

The cows are nice and the jokes are even better.

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deltafour  10
13 Sep 2004 - 11:30 AM

lol at the jokes,makes what is a good shot all the more appealing,click
Stewart.

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maverick04
13 Sep 2004 - 3:47 PM

Nice shot who cleaned your shoes after, click.
Brian.

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ginz04  10276 forum posts United Kingdom16 Constructive Critique Points
13 Sep 2004 - 5:47 PM

lol good fun.

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dellywelly
dellywelly  10
13 Sep 2004 - 8:05 PM

I think the middle cow was dictating these and you were just taking notes! Good fun photograph, and the jokes just the right side of corny, big smiles and big click
Adele

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grahamrlewis
14 Sep 2004 - 12:27 PM

Your day off didn't work Simon. See the doctor next. Nice Cows

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