Login or Join Now

Upload your photos, chat, win prizes and much more

Username:
Password:
Remember Me

Can't Access your Account?

New to ePHOTOzine? Join ePHOTOzine for free!

The ghost of Guiness past.

Join Now

Join ePHOTOzine, the friendliest photography community.

Upload photos, chat with photographers, win prizes and much more for free!

New PortraitPro 12 SALE + 10% OFF code EPZROS814
Add Comment

I imagine that you folks in the U.K. are freezing your crumpets off right now, so I'll change the subject to something more pleasurable, beer, Guinness to be exact. Do you know the feeling of sadness you get when the bar maid takes your empty glass away? Time stands still until the next glass arrives. Your thoughts run back in time until you are that teen aged boy falling helplessly in love every week. Now, happiness is not having to go to the lieu after every beer. The pathetic substitutes we have for fake English pubs over here are complete with fake English bar maids trying to get by with an awful attempt at an English accent. In reality, they are all American silicone sally's with big boobs and I.Q.s smaller than their bra size.

We swill cold Budweiser, the urine of beers in hot weather. It was eighty five degrees Fahrenheit on Christmas day, and most teen agers were surfing, while their parents were playing Christmas carols on their iPhones while working on a malignant tan. In the fake pub I loudly announce my emergency trip to the porcelain paradise. The bar maids refer to it as, "The proclamation of urination. In the end, my Guinness arrives, and the world is at peace until one of the bar maids calls me "grandpa," Bitch!

Brand:NIKON
Camera:Nikon Coolpix P510 Check out Nikon Nation!
Recording media:JPEG (digital)
Date Taken:25 Aug 2013 - 1:21 PM
Focal Length:4.3mm
Lens Max Aperture:f/3.0
Aperture:f/3.0
Shutter Speed:1/30sec
Exposure Comp:0.0
ISO:160
Exposure Mode:Program AE
Metering Mode:Multi-segment
Flash:Off, Did not fire
White Balance:Auto1
Title:The ghost of Guiness past.
Username:Aldo Panzieri Aldo Panzieri
Uploaded:3 Jan 2014 - 10:59 PM
Tags:Humour / fun, Psychosis by the sea.
VS Mode Rating 103 (83.33% won)
These stats show the percentage of wins and the rating score that your photo has achieved. You can go to the VS Mode by clicking on this icon.

Signup to e2

Signup to e2 to see which photo this has won or lost against in the vs mode
Votes:8

Comments

ColleenA
ColleenA e2 Member 2168 forum postsColleenA vcard Australia3 Constructive Critique Points
4 Jan 2014 - 2:11 AM

A superb capture Aldo. As to the beer, I don't drink it so cannot sympathise with you. I prefer champagne.

Nominating Constructive Critique

Please ensure that you understand what is meant by Constructive Critique - see FAQ here. If you still wish to nominate this comment click Yes

lblythe
lblythe e2 Member 1lblythe vcard United Kingdom
4 Jan 2014 - 7:47 AM

Refreshing. Not the drink, the image! Well done grandpa...sorry couldn't resist!!
L

Nominating Constructive Critique

Please ensure that you understand what is meant by Constructive Critique - see FAQ here. If you still wish to nominate this comment click Yes

Dowie
Dowie  1 United Kingdom4 Constructive Critique Points
4 Jan 2014 - 7:52 AM

Well spotted, love the golden glow

Di

Nominating Constructive Critique

Please ensure that you understand what is meant by Constructive Critique - see FAQ here. If you still wish to nominate this comment click Yes

bluesandtwos
4 Jan 2014 - 11:50 AM

Great description! Great picture!

Dave

Nominating Constructive Critique

Please ensure that you understand what is meant by Constructive Critique - see FAQ here. If you still wish to nominate this comment click Yes

- Original Poster Comments
- Your Posts

Add a Comment

You must be a member to leave a comment

Username:
Password:
Remember me:
Un-tick this box if you want to login each time you visit.