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The Hungry Bum Eaxplained.

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Now then, you may well ask about the fable of the hungry Bum, it's an ancient text legend that upholds it's presence with a constant reminder.

... If any one sufferes from Hungry Bum, there is a remady...


All the details surounding this type of incident are presant within the image, one cause, the lad sat happily on the grass, will find two things when he stands and walks away, firstly, a strange stabby itchy thing occuring around the grass dampened area's of his bum, and secondly, at some stage his nervous system will detect a strange event, this event feels like his bum is indeedly eating his underware or trousers.

i have to admit, i've seen a few cases over the years, and indeedly exsperienced similar many a time, in trying to avoid the bottoms verotous eppatite i even ventured into the realms of a thong, alas.. my gagged ass still presented it's findings as 'hungry bum' and instigated thoughts of 'get it out of there' alas, the thong is actualy meant to be there, but wait.. theres more, not only does the thong not get rid of the unplesent attention grabber, but it give's one the curious sensasion of a rubber ring, not the type of rubber ring one would use as a swim aid, but an actual rubber ring puckered up nicely for it's next meal.

Any one suffering this, or similar episodes, take solstace in the fact that most people will indeedly be afflicted at some time of their life, dont worry, it's curable.


note: 'afflicted' not to be mistaken for the affliction described by females as 'the male affliction'.. alas that isnt curable, even by de-poll.



Some times there's more to life than meets the eye, other times? it's just there to see, and there to enjoy. No strings attached and pun intended.

Recording media:JPEG (digital)
Title:The Hungry Bum Eaxplained.
Username:HuntedDragon HuntedDragon
Uploaded:15 Jun 2012 - 2:30 AM
Tags:General, Humour / fun, Photo journalism
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Lynamick
Lynamick e2 Member 12Lynamick vcard United Kingdom31 Constructive Critique Points
15 Jun 2012 - 9:24 AM

Hi,
I have added a vote, more for the words than the image. If an upload bings a smile on a wet cold day in june then it deserves a vote.
Well done and thank you,
Michael.

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