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We now move on to the genre that is Art Nude. This, I've been told by a certain wooden man, is one area in which he will need considerable practice as it's a bit harder than photographing flowers or people with their clothes on.

As you can see from his progress so far he seems unable to see the big picture and remains tightly focussed on just one area.

His assistant has been allowed to step out of the camera purely for this photograph. His role is to stop our man getting too distracted using a bucket of cold water and a slap or two around the face with a cold, wet and very dead Guppy.


(if I could have found a real dead Guppy I'd have used it but alas Tesco didn't sell any).

Brand:Sony A350
Lens:Sigma 50mm Macro
Recording media:JPEG (digital)
Title:Art Nude
Username:cattyal cattyal
Uploaded:15 Dec 2011 - 9:55 AM
Tags:Camera, Digitally manipulated, General, Humour / fun, Wooden man, Woody
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kaybee
kaybee  103911 forum posts Scotland24 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 10:02 AM

He does seem a bit focused on the puppy dog noses ............. but he is good at painting them - you have to give him that much

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Scaramanga
Scaramanga e2 Member 637 forum postsScaramanga vcard United Kingdom5 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 10:12 AM

Ha brilliant.

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saeidNL
saeidNL  5 Netherlands3 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 10:16 AM

Subeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbb,love it,
saeid

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BarbaraR
BarbaraR  8 England1 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 10:47 AM

Haahaa, great work !

B.

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barbarahirst
barbarahirst e2 Member 6barbarahirst vcard United Kingdom10 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 10:54 AM

that is so funny and well done by you GrinSmileGrinSmile

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rambler
rambler e2 Member 6477 forum postsrambler vcard England14 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 11:04 AM

Wonderful, it will bring a smile to everyone's face, such talent.

Ken.

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Richsr
Richsr e2 Member 790 forum postsRichsr vcard England210 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 11:07 AM

Well worked again with this
Regards Richard

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JackAllTog
JackAllTog e2 Member 53676 forum postsJackAllTog vcard United Kingdom58 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 11:31 AM

Super Smile very artistic too.

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sherring
sherring  746 forum posts United Kingdom13 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 12:25 PM

Superb and a great follow on image. Like your write up too, very funny.
I dont know how you come up with these and if I was wearing a hat I would take it off to you.

Steve.

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chase
chase Critique Team 91118 forum postschase vcard England242 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 12:51 PM

Wicked !! Love the thought gone into this,so made me smile !!

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posty57
posty57  6 United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 1:12 PM

Wonderfully conceived and brilliantly executed, and funny ! Cheeky bugger can't even wait to get to his computer, so he's using a polaroid !

Barry

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Cormy
Cormy  7 England
15 Dec 2011 - 3:14 PM

I see you've treated yourself to one of these new fangled digital cameras and and a sexy blonde hairdo.Brill !!!
Cheers
Alan

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scrimmy
scrimmy e2 Member 6369 forum postsscrimmy vcard Scotland5 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 3:44 PM

I've to put the skin softening into turbo mode to achieve that plastic look, but my models are usually stiff too Tongue

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TyChee
TyChee e2 Member 9197 forum postsTyChee vcard United States1 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 4:18 PM

LOL! Great shot.
Ty

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DaveU
DaveU  81339 forum posts England121 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 4:43 PM

tee-hee Smile

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stevie
stevie e2 Member 101198 forum postsstevie vcard United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 7:38 PM

*chuckle*

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tomcat
tomcat e2 Member 95951 forum poststomcat vcard United Kingdom15 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 7:39 PM

It should be a miniature version of yourself he is drawingWinkTongue

Adrian

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cattyal
cattyal e2 Member 96119 forum postscattyal vcard England6 Constructive Critique Points
15 Dec 2011 - 10:27 PM

Thanks everyone - glad you appreciate my silly ideas. I've run out of them for the moment but am hoping inspiration will strike again soon!

Thank you Ken too for your award - very much appreciated!

As for a mini version of me instead of the doll - not a chance Smile

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graceland
graceland  102378 forum posts United Kingdom2 Constructive Critique Points
16 Dec 2011 - 3:22 PM

A HAPPY CHRISTMAS TOO YOU Grin

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cattyal
cattyal e2 Member 96119 forum postscattyal vcard England6 Constructive Critique Points
16 Dec 2011 - 3:42 PM


Quote: A HAPPY CHRISTMAS TOO YOU Grin

Happy Christmas to you too Robin Smile I've not got into the Christmas groove yet but maybe I will next week Smile

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Glostopcat
Glostopcat e2 Member 8235 forum postsGlostopcat vcard England2 Constructive Critique Points
21 Dec 2011 - 9:21 PM

Absolutely hilarious Alison, very imaginative and superbly set up and executed.

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cattyal
cattyal e2 Member 96119 forum postscattyal vcard England6 Constructive Critique Points
21 Dec 2011 - 10:14 PM

Thanks Edmund - sadly my ideas only lasted for 3 pics but that's probably enough Smile

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