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An old sea captain with a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a black patrch over one eye is telling a kid how he got his injuries: "It was a big sea battle, lad. A cannonball flew across the deck and took off me leg. Later a doctor friend fixed me up with this wooden one." "How did you lose your hand?" asks the kid. "The same battle, lad. The pirates, they boarded me ship and their captain, he whacked off me hand with his cutlass. Later, the doctor friend gave me this hook." The kid says. "I guess you lost your eye in the same battle." "No". says the captain. "I was looking up one day, and a seagull (crapped) right in me eye." "Gee" says the kid "You mean the seagull (crap) blinded you?." "No" the captain replies,"First day with me new hook."

Camera:Nikon D50 Check out Nikon Nation!
Lens:Tamron 55 - 200mm Macro Check out Totally Tamron!
Recording media:RAW
Title:Diirty'ol Seagull
Username:rohanps rohanps
Uploaded:10 Feb 2007 - 4:14 PM
Tags:Close-up / macro, Nyc, Portraits / people, Sea gull, Wildlife / nature
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ferguspatterson
ferguspatterson e2 Member 8ferguspatterson vcard United Kingdom
10 Feb 2007 - 5:33 PM

Gotta be worth a click or two, even if only for the corny joke.. actually a nice gull shot...

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warbstowcross
warbstowcross e2 Member 8warbstowcross vcard England
10 Feb 2007 - 5:41 PM

Everything has its place. There would be a lot of smelly fish guts washing up on our shores if they didn't clean up after the trawlers!

Lovely picture.
Dave

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moni
moni e2 Member 7moni vcard
11 Feb 2007 - 3:50 PM

haha, good joke rohan! great clear image! why'd you chop the poor bird's legs out of the main frame? what did it ever do to you?
love the shot!

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rohanps
rohanps e2 Member 8rohanps vcard
11 Feb 2007 - 4:03 PM

haha! ...because it had chicken legs? LOL

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cceccles
cceccles e2 Member 8cceccles vcard United States
15 Feb 2007 - 4:29 PM

Nice one!
Chris

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