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The first snow fell today. Not a lot, but enough to turn the landscape white for a few hours before the temperature rose to a near respectable level (+3c) and it all began to melt.

Well, after my last upload I thought I might have need for certain formss of protection.
I had this ready for use, but fortunately the female ePz'ers treated 'that' upload, and my description, far more kindly than I had anticipated.
Having said that, Moira (mrswoolybill) and Chris (Slowsong) had ideas of hanging well and being eaten with a nice chianti, a la Hanniball LecterSad

I thought of doing this one in b&w, but felt the original colour in the very subdued museum lighting, does it more justice.

(Cue comments on 'riveting')

Malc

Brand:Canon
Camera:Canon EOS 5D MkIII
Lens:EF24-105mm F/4L IS USM
Recording media:RAW (digital)
Date Taken:14 Aug 2013 - 5:35 PM
Focal Length:105mm
Lens Max Aperture:f/4.0
Aperture:f/5.6
Shutter Speed:1/40sec
Exposure Comp:0.0
ISO:4000
Exposure Mode:Manual
Metering Mode:Multi-segment
Flash:Off, Did not fire
White Balance:Auto
Title:Suit you, Sir! (With apologies to the Fast Show)
Username:saltireblue saltireblue
Uploaded:21 Oct 2013 - 4:25 PM
Tags:Armour (not to be confused with amor), Breast-plate, General, Polished, Protection, Rivets, The fast show
Votes:41
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barbarahirst
barbarahirst Plus Member 6barbarahirst vcard United Kingdom10 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 4:31 PM

your sense of humour is just wonderful ....Grin
amf the piccy is quite good tooWink

Last Modified By barbarahirst at 21 Oct 2013 - 4:31 PM

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mrswoolybill
mrswoolybill Critique Team 8638 forum postsmrswoolybill vcard United Kingdom1165 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 4:43 PM

I sense a deep-rooted sense of insecurity here...
Moira

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adrian_w
adrian_w Plus Member 73461 forum postsadrian_w vcard Scotland4 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 4:59 PM

You've obviously "studded" the subject thouroughly.

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lifesnapper
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21 Oct 2013 - 5:18 PM

Brilliant comp' Malc, great Light and detail. Great stuff.

John Smile

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SlowSong
SlowSong Plus Member 64918 forum postsSlowSong vcard England29 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 5:32 PM

Well, the wine was tasty, Malc. Not so sure of the main course though.
Grin

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ColleenA
ColleenA Plus Member 2251 forum postsColleenA vcard Australia3 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 5:35 PM


Quote: I sense a deep-rooted sense of insecurity here...
Moira

Hmmmm I see you took us ladies seriously and bought the suitGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin....snow how awesome, wish i was there...
An excellent capture Malc, great crop and the colour is perfect as is, much nicer than monoGrinGrinGrin

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AnnChown
AnnChown Plus Member 5195 forum postsAnnChown vcard United Kingdom1 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 5:35 PM

Glad you left it in colour Malc - you do like to live dangerously; perhaps that's why you're safely overseas....

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woolybill1
woolybill1 Plus Member 8woolybill1 vcard United Kingdom65 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 5:43 PM

I suspect that had you faced some of the lady epzers in person the suit of armour might have come in handy.
However, without a horse your battle would have been lost; wearing a suit of plate armour you can't run and you can't hide eitherBlush
A fine image of a lobster suit, Malc, and I agree about retaining the colour too. No common armour would do for you, after all!
Regards
Bill

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RonnieAG
RonnieAG Plus Member 5146 forum postsRonnieAG vcard Scotland114 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 5:45 PM

Yes, I was thinking you might have to take cover and what better than concealing yourself within this tin suit.
Love the subdued lighting here and the close crop to include just part of the suit.
Ronnie.

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WhiteRose1
WhiteRose1 Plus Member 51241 forum postsWhiteRose1 vcard England142 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 5:54 PM

Still don't rate your chances! A wonderful golden lustre and texture, Malc.

Dave

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cats_123
cats_123 Plus Member 114298 forum postscats_123 vcard Northern Ireland25 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 6:35 PM

Always keep the WD40 nearby Smile Smile Smile Smile

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taggart
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21 Oct 2013 - 6:47 PM

I want to make this image, is is so very special!

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lblythe
lblythe  1 United Kingdom
21 Oct 2013 - 7:09 PM

It'll take more than that suit of armour to protect you, we who are slaves in the kitchen have tin openers!! Be afraid, be very afraid!!
L

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franken
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21 Oct 2013 - 7:23 PM


Quote: Brilliant comp' Malc, great Light and detail. Great stuff.

John Smile

I agree Malc.

Ken

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pamelajean
pamelajean Critique Team 9875 forum postspamelajean vcard United Kingdom1678 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 7:56 PM

I didn't have the metal to contemplate responding to your previous upload last knight, I might have come across as overly protective of anybody femail ...maybe I have a vested interest. The balance of response was good, but the women shone through, a lot being in their middle ages, recovering their superiority with great strength and warrior attitudes. We have no need of weapons, we don't need to be shielded, we can do damage with just a word or a backward look.
I'll get my coat!
All the breast.

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danbrann
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21 Oct 2013 - 8:00 PM

I totally agree with Pamelajean whatever she is saying.

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saltireblue
saltireblue Site Moderator 44570 forum postssaltireblue vcard Norway26 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 8:03 PM


Quote: Your sense of humour is just wonderful ....Grin


Just trying to deflect the inevitable incoming, Barbara!


Quote: I sense a deep-rooted sense of insecurity here...
Moira

Er, hrrm, don't know what you, erm mean, missus, honest, like.
Wheres my mum?


Quote: Well, the wine was tasty, Malc. Not so sure of the main course though.
Grin..

Ah! The main course...now you'll never know how it was...unless...Wink


Quote: you do like .to live dangerously; perhaps that's why you're safely overseas....

Distance = safety, and Norway is so expensive, no-one can afford to come here and search for me!


Quote: I suspect that had you faced some of the lady epzers in person the suit of armour might have come in handy.
However, without a horse your battle would have been lost; wearing a suit of plate armour you can't run and you can't hide eitherBlush
Bill

Excellent point, Bill...noted for future use...glad that someone is on my side!


Quote: It'll take more than that suit of armour to protect you, we who are slaves in the kitchen have tin openers!! Be afraid, be very afraid!!
L

Linda, if you came after me I'd willingly remove the armour without a fight...well, perhaps after a little tussleWink


Quote: Still don't rate your chances!
Dave

Ladbrokes are currently quoting 5/1 onSad

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21 Oct 2013 - 8:06 PM


Quote: I didn't have the metal to contemplate responding to your previous upload last knight, I might have come across as overly protective of anybody femail ...maybe I have a vested interest. The balance of response was good, but the women shone through, a lot being in their middle ages, recovering their superiority with great strength and warrior attitudes. We have no need of weapons, we don't need to be shielded, we can do damage with just a word or a backward look.
I'll get my coat!
All the breast.

Oooooh! I do like my women feisty, Pamela...I'll get back to you when the wife's gone to her sisterWinkWinkGrinGrin

Malc

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Irishkate
Irishkate Plus Member 432 forum postsIrishkate vcard United Kingdom79 Constructive Critique Points
21 Oct 2013 - 10:25 PM

A wonderful suit of armour - I love the copper colour - looks like you're in deep trouble again!
KateGrinGrinGrin

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Nikonuser1
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21 Oct 2013 - 10:31 PM

Great capture MalcolmSmile, reading the commets skateing on thin ice springs to mind!!!!!!


Cliff

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21 Oct 2013 - 10:38 PM

Metallica !!!!! excellent detail Malcolm.
Ron

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mikbee
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21 Oct 2013 - 11:49 PM

It looks a bit grotty Malc.
I hope you told Mrs Salty to make a better job of the polishing next time !!
Mick.

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Fefe
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22 Oct 2013 - 1:45 PM

Well you have got some BRASS NECK Malc!
Brass monkey weather too by the sound of itTongue
Diane

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TrevBatWCC
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22 Oct 2013 - 2:54 PM

Some very riveting comments here Malc! Impossible to come up with anything that hasn't already been said! Grin A super capture, lovely tones, textures and light here, tried to imagine this in mono, but think you're right to leave it in colour Wink
As regards my last upload, the Cod & Lobster is a pub, and I always have lunch in there when in Staithes! Wink

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Scottishlandscapes Plus Member 1068 forum postsScottishlandscapes vcard Scotland35 Constructive Critique Points
23 Oct 2013 - 6:14 AM

Marvellous us of the light on a metal workers hard work. I wonder if it saw any action?

Dougie

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Rende
Rende Plus Member 837 forum postsRende vcard Netherlands4 Constructive Critique Points
23 Oct 2013 - 5:47 PM

Excellent composition and beautiful tones and textures Malc.
If it were double walled you could put hot water in it and it would be of some use in the winter Wink
Rende

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NeilWigan
NeilWigan Plus Member 4NeilWigan vcard England15 Constructive Critique Points
3 Nov 2013 - 1:01 AM

Glad you left it as is Malc.

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