Emerged

Why do men pass gas more than women?


Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.


"Where's your bicycle Vicar" I said, (because it was the first time I had seen him walking in 10 years!). "Don't know, I think it might have been stolen, but I will get it back on Sunday" he replied. "At my next sermon I will go through the ten commandments. When I get to 'thou shalt not steal' God will sort it out, I've got faith"
The following week, sure enough he was riding the bike again. So I asked him if the ten commandments thing had worked as planned: "I got as far as thou shall not commit adultery.......then I suddenly remembered where I left the bike.."

Oh yeah the shot taken at first light at New Brighton the first of the days early rays can just be seen to the right of the shot

Manchester to Blackpool

Title:	Emerged
Username:	shutter speed
Uploaded:	10 Jul 2009 - 11:05 PM
Tags:	Landscape / travel
Votes:	32