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Gary_Macleod 13 162 Scotland
14 Jan 2010 3:03PM
Last night my friends and I went to a Lads Night Club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a 10 note.
When the dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 note and stuck it to her ass cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 note.
He called the girl back , licks the 20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a 50 note and calls the girl over, and licks the 50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her arse bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet
What could I do?
The Aberdonian in me took over.........
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!

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arnieg Plus
13 704 England
14 Jan 2010 5:00PM
rowarrior 10 4.4k 9 Scotland
14 Jan 2010 8:04PM
Grin, very good
Briwooly 12 452 5 England
14 Jan 2010 8:10PM
Brilliant Smile Smile Smile


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