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Before and after marriage

colinmac 8 11 1 Ireland
26 Jan 2010 4:58PM

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife - Do you want me to leave?

Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

Wife - Do you love me?

Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

Wife - Will you kiss me?

Husband - Every chance I get!

Wife - Will you hit me?

Husband - Definately not! Are you crazy?!

Wife - Can I trust you?

Husband - Yes.

Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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jonah794 8 1.7k 11 United Kingdom
26 Jan 2010 5:48PM
LOL very funny Smile
s800byj 10 133 United Kingdom
26 Jan 2010 5:58PM
Like it

User_Removed 13 17.9k 8 Norway
26 Jan 2010 6:13PM
VERY clever!!

AshTree 8 1.7k 6 England
26 Jan 2010 10:03PM
john64 13 824 England
27 Jan 2010 1:39PM
Reading upwards, that's nothing like a real marriage, the husband had as much of the conversation as the wife !!
snowman 13 391 England
27 Jan 2010 4:25PM

Quote:Reading upwards, that's nothing like a real marriage, the husband had as much of the conversation as the wife !!

additionally the husband gets the last word reading upwards. Like that would ever happen Smile
Bridgelayer 10 617 United Kingdom
27 Jan 2010 8:59PM
And the result?
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal .'
njalgar 10 332 United Kingdom
28 Jan 2010 4:43PM
I thought the main difference after getting married was that there was no need to get out of bed and go to the bathroom just to fart.

According to my accountant, the difference between a wife and a mistress is that a wife is overhead and the mistress is expensed.
brian1208 Plus
14 11.3k 12 United Kingdom
28 Jan 2010 5:03PM
A simpler version:

before: girl to boy "Yes Dear"

after: husband to wife "Yes Dear"

(Its the one phrase that will keep a wife content Wink )

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