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Cheesy chat ups

User_Removed 16 2.8k 11 United Kingdom
23 May 2007 6:26PM
"I don't think I've come across your face before".

That can have mixed reactions ......so I've heard?


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cameracat 14 8.6k 61 Norfolk Island
23 May 2007 7:02PM
A cheap and cheerfull one, Guaranteed to fail is "" Lie down I think I love you ""

///// Slap \\\\\\ Ouch ///// No sense of humour in Norwich. Sad
cameracat 14 8.6k 61 Norfolk Island
23 May 2007 7:04PM
I had a " T " shirt once that had printed on it, "" I Love Pussey "" Of course you also had a picture of a cute little kitten as well.

Got less slaps, And even some smiles. Smile
Pearybhoy 11 47 Scotland
23 May 2007 9:27PM
"so how do you like yer bacon in the morning", that never worked, I wonder why :o)

Neither did "so how is that fine a*s for lovebites". I did have a T Shirt once that said No Chance, and got a sarky reply, your right!!!

Thank god I no longer need chat up up lines!! more stressful than shopping in a supermarket.
aftertherain 13 4.2k 2 United Kingdom
23 May 2007 10:55PM
In a Newcastle night club many years ago I was approached with the chat up
' My helicopter's on standby, want to join the Mile High club?'
23 May 2007 11:20PM
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Tooth 13 5.8k 227 Ireland
24 May 2007 12:25AM
LOL you wish, when did you last get to use that one Colin ??

SuziBlue 15 16.2k 10 Scotland
24 May 2007 12:40AM
"Your dress looks terrific on you. It would look even more terrific on my bedroom floor"

err .. arf

Him: "I expect you think I'm trying to chat you up. Well I'm not. Honestly. But you're a lot prettier than my wife."
Me: "What a wonderful husband you must be."
Him: "Oh! You think so? pathetic smile as sarcasm goes whooooosh over his head "So, ermmm, I have a room upstairs ..."
Didn't hear any more as I was moving swiftly away ...

And the classic of all time:

Him: "Whaddya mean I can't come in. I've just bought you dinner!"


Should we women start a thread entitled 'opening lines that work ..' 8-]
24 May 2007 1:21AM
Ulster American folk park when you were having a slash Wink
Diana 11 2.0k 19 Netherlands
24 May 2007 1:41AM
what about this one

'how dya like your eggs in the morning'
to which i replied
err.... unfertilised..thank you

Rick_Huggins 11 143 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 1:51AM
Hi, I'm Rick...are you wet yet?

Terrible I know, but believe me...it worked in the Army, LOL
Diana 11 2.0k 19 Netherlands
24 May 2007 1:55AM

Quote:Hi, I'm Rick...are you wet yet?

wet behind the ears maybe
Hugeknot 13 1.2k 2 Iceland
24 May 2007 2:50AM
Like it!
'Fancy a SH4G?'
That always worked for me Wink

'Do you know the difference between Discourse and Intercourse?'
'Do you mind lying down, so I can have a conversation with you?'

That was one of my favourites Smile
dave thelens 14 936 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 7:34AM
I'll go to hell for this one ..

Wave index finger at girl, when she walks over say ... if one finger made you come imagine what three can do

jakabout 13 1.7k 1 United Kingdom
24 May 2007 7:43AM
Boy to girl: Was your father a thief?

Girl: Er...... why?

Boy: Cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Cheesy or what? LOL

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