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Famous Quotes

StrayCat 16 19.1k 3 Canada
4 Dec 2005 12:08PM
This was probably done before, but here goes, got the idea from Joe Fox today;
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland,
rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."

John Cleese
debbiehardy 16 363 United Kingdom
4 Dec 2005 12:12PM
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass their test?
-- Prince Philip (Asking a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
UserRemoved 16 4.2k
4 Dec 2005 12:13PM
Despite everything I've said before, my favourite quote is one of George Bests

'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.'

and Eddie Irvine

"Do I have to? Send out some f**ker in my helmet, they'll never know the difference"
StrayCat 16 19.1k 3 Canada
4 Dec 2005 12:19PM
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

David Letterman
keithh 16 25.7k 33 Wallis And Futuna
4 Dec 2005 12:25PM
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
Al Capone
barnowl 15 697
4 Dec 2005 12:26PM
Have no friends not equal to yourself.

barnowl 15 697
4 Dec 2005 12:30PM
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Oscar Wilde
jazzygf 17 537 Scotland
4 Dec 2005 12:47PM
I think it was Lady Astor who said to Churchill "If you were my husband id pour poisen into your drink" And Churchill's reply "madam if you were my wife i'd drink it"
flossie 17 1.6k
4 Dec 2005 1:29PM
Winston Churchill
"I may be drunk madam, but you are ugly the morning I'll be sober"
SuziBlue 17 16.2k 10 Scotland
4 Dec 2005 2:00PM
Don't get me started on old Phil.

Here's a link: Guardian Philip Quiz

ye gods ..
wotashot 16 2.2k
4 Dec 2005 2:08PM
Now i know Joe will say i stole this one from f8 but here goes anyway;

"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
(Mahatma Gandhi)

tull 17 181 United Kingdom
4 Dec 2005 2:46PM
A flashy bowman who could fire his arrows round bends was told by King Harold 'be careful you could have someones eye out with that'
Not true but always makes me laugh.
tull 17 181 United Kingdom
4 Dec 2005 2:48PM
some one said to Oscar Wilde 'saw your comedy and didn't laugh once' to which the great man replied, 'saw your tragedy and simply roared'
joolsb 16 27.1k 38 Switzerland
4 Dec 2005 11:17PM
Dorothy Parker on having to share a tiny office with a male colleague:

"If the office was any smaller, it would constitute adultery"

And another of my favourite DP quotes after she was asked to come up with a witticism using the word 'horticulture':

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"
c_evans99 17 7.0k 1 Wales
4 Dec 2005 11:19PM
Wasn't it Dorothy Parker who reviewed 'I Am A Camera' with the rather pithy 'Me no Leica'?

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