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Fun Friday 21/11/03

Pete Plus
17 18.8k 97 England
21 Nov 2003 10:41AM
Well as TJ's not here (she's been whisked away to venice for the weekend) I'd better kick a theme off for our now "legendary" Fun Friday and one that springs to mind is "the mysteries of life". We'll start with something that only Anne and Myself seem to remember...
why do you no longer see white dog pooh?

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hudster 14 166 Scotland
21 Nov 2003 10:50AM
Once you are over 25 why were things always better in "MY" day?

IS the white dog poo thing to do with dogs don't get fed bones as much?
Pete Plus
17 18.8k 97 England
21 Nov 2003 10:56AM
Ahh maybe Andrew?
Why do females always tell you how old they are when they are girls, stop at about 20 and then start again at 80? Just an observation - no dig intendedWink
collinf 15 1.2k
21 Nov 2003 11:05AM
Nope - you don't see white dog poo because it gets cleared up before it goes crusty. I was talking to my wife about that last night.

A few questions:

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
brian1208 Plus
15 11.4k 12 United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 11:10AM
'Cos its not politically correct?
wendy9 14 475 United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 11:11AM
uuummm...now Pete, how could you?! lol. I'm proud of my age and all the things I can still do and have no qualms in telling anyone...I'm as old as my little finger and a little bit older than my teeth!!!
Or as Brian would say, closer to 60 than 70 (except that he uses different figures, just so you don't have a go at me Brian!!).
edz2001 15 513
21 Nov 2003 11:17AM
Well, according to the wife, it's because they don't put as much calcium in dog food these days, which used to be responsible for turning it white!

stevenj 14 2.0k England
21 Nov 2003 11:19AM
Why do they put frosted glass in aeroplane toilets?
flossie 14 1.6k
21 Nov 2003 11:19AM
Why does the phone always ring while you're in the bath?
brian1208 Plus
15 11.4k 12 United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 11:20AM
Wendy - how kind, I wouldn't dream of "having a go" at you - us "Olds" have got to stick together Smile.

I finally sorted out your "Metamorphosis" crack yesterday by the way. I hope you like my latest Avatar better than the "Old Git" versions?
brian1208 Plus
15 11.4k 12 United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 11:22AM
Why is the button on a lift labelled "Push" when it should say "Lift"?
wendy9 14 475 United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 11:26AM
Brian (1208) I must remember (now how old am I?!) that we have more than one Brian here - that particular reference was to Big Bri's comment on his protfolio Smile. However I do realise we (1208) are fairly similar!!! And yes I did like the latest avatar, and your granddaughter is lovely - must have been a good night's sleep that helped you crack it!!! btw, is this going off thread a little?!!!
laura16 14 606
21 Nov 2003 11:27AM
If your dog eats crayons it can be multi-coloured!
edz2001 15 513
21 Nov 2003 11:31AM
What ever happened to Space Dust? Those little crystal sweets that you'd put in your mouth and would then pop and crackle? My friends dog used to love that stuff!
wendy9 14 475 United Kingdom
21 Nov 2003 11:34AM
As he's fairly topical how about the following actual gems by George "you know who" - he's definitely a mystery of life!

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"The inhabitants of Greece are the Grecians"

"The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'"

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