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Fun Friday 28 05 04

c_evans99 Plus
14 7.0k 1 Wales
30 May 2004 9:05PM
'If your camera was any older you'd have to draw the picture' - my mate Jim Smile


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macroman Plus
14 15.3k England
30 May 2004 9:08PM
Probably ;o)

Here's another cracker ;o)

"Vision - It reaches beyond the thing that is, into the conception of what can be. Imagination gives you the picture. Vision gives you the impulse to make the picture your own."
-Robert Collie
macroman Plus
14 15.3k England
30 May 2004 9:14PM
Sherlock Holmes, "The games afoot Watson!"

Watson, "What's a foot Holmes?"

"twelve inches, Watson."
Just Jas Plus
16 26.2k 1 England
30 May 2004 9:15PM
Must be talking about tele-vision!

cal9 Plus
14 99
1 Jun 2004 10:42AM
Be alert.....
................Britain needs lerts!

mdpontin Plus
13 6.0k Scotland
1 Jun 2004 10:40PM
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain
sophiehw Plus
14 382
3 Jun 2004 2:38PM
"Any technology which is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced" - a different perspective an an Arthur C Clark quote

"... the price of what you want, is getting what once you wanted." - Dream (Neil Gaiman)
sophiehw Plus
14 382
3 Jun 2004 2:52PM
"An egotist is a person of low taste--more interested in himself than in me." Ambrose Bierce
macroman Plus
14 15.3k England
3 Jun 2004 5:54PM
Licker talks mighty loud w'en it gits loose from de jug.

Joel Chandler Harris (1848-1908)
den2il Plus
14 203 England
3 Jun 2004 6:50PM
A day without laughter, is a day wasted.
c_evans99 Plus
14 7.0k 1 Wales
3 Jun 2004 7:08PM
'An alcoholic is someone who drinks as much as you that you don't like'

'... I drank 49 bottles of Guiness and went home on the bus... not in the bus, on the bus'

Dylan Thomas

'There's sense in sh*tt*ng thin' - old welsh proverb Smile
Phoenix 16 1.9k England
4 Jun 2004 5:38AM
An Optimist is what a pessimist calls a realist
macroman Plus
14 15.3k England
4 Jun 2004 10:36AM
A peasant must stand for a long time on hillside with his mouth open before a roast duck flies in.
Chinese proverb
michaeldt Plus
13 1.2k
4 Jun 2004 12:04PM
a useless fact: During the eighteenth century, books that were considered offensive were sometimes punished by being whipped.

don't know if it's true, but would they have done it offensive photos...
c_evans99 Plus
14 7.0k 1 Wales
4 Jun 2004 6:01PM
I'm sure things are beaten to some offensive pictures Smile


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