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dclarke5 12 147 United Kingdom
5 Mar 2004 12:38PM
A PC, software and printer that does what you want it to do. But that's probably asking for too much.

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digicammad 12 22.0k 37 United Kingdom
5 Mar 2004 12:42PM
A clone of myself to send to work so the real me can spend more time on ePz (or taking photos).

snowman 11 391 England
5 Mar 2004 12:48PM
I would like a critique mode on my camera.

It would check the scene and advise you of the things you need to improve. No more loading images and thinking why did I take that.

(you could have software upgrades that configure the system to a spcific users tastes)
Snowman - we've got carabosse for that!!

(only joking, carabosse)

Pete Plus
14 18.8k 96 England
5 Mar 2004 1:16PM
A "put my foot out of it" device would be good
Would it work with my permanently glued in foot? Pete

noseprints 12 576
5 Mar 2004 1:47PM
wow, what a great forum. you guys have taken me right into a perfect fantasy world. i want all of those gadgets! - lu
sophiehw 12 382
5 Mar 2004 1:55PM
An off switch for children. (ackn Douglas Adams?)

A pair of digital reading glasse's that move all the apostrophe's to the correct place's.
(Sorry, I'm still reeling from the guy who put an apostrophe in "BIOS").

A free patch to Paintshop Pro 7 that lets me resize the canvas in inches. (OK, that one's a bit unrealistic.)

A device that forces Bill Gates hear me when I yell at his software.

A 'justice circuit' for timing traffic lights.

Fraud training courses to teach tabloid reporters a more honest profession.

A device which helps me strike a more healthy balance between gullibility and cynicism. Smile
Mari 12 1.8k Wales
5 Mar 2004 2:08PM
I'd like a remote control for my children to make them pick up their mess and do the washing up now and again!!
macroman 12 15.3k England
5 Mar 2004 2:08PM
Re-useable digital film for my Minolta SLR?


A speed camera zapper to stop it working if you go a few mph over the limit.
Inches Sophie? You sweet old fashioned girl!! Smile

Actually, I thought most of these progs, generally having American connections, gave the option of metric or imperial.

macroman 12 15.3k England
5 Mar 2004 2:13PM
What's wrong with inches?

105.2 cms doesn't sound as impressive as 6 inches does it?
davidc 12 313 England
5 Mar 2004 2:19PM
I think the 105.2 cms really is impressive. Thats more than a yard...
macroman 12 15.3k England
5 Mar 2004 2:28PM

Sorry 15.2cms ;o(

Damned metric system, stupid decimal points.

Never have this problem with feet & inches.
sophiehw 12 382
5 Mar 2004 2:38PM
The problem is that Paintshop Pro 7 isn't metric OR imperial. It resizes the canvas in pixels...

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