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Fun Friday

Mari 14 1.8k United Kingdom
5 Mar 2004 8:53PM
Here you go Jas - araldite coming thru!

I'd like a beam me up Scotty machine that will pause in mid air when I press a button so I would be able to take amazing shots on my many trips to North Wales each year without having to spend 4 and a half hours in the car. I could go to Scotland, Ireland and go and see my sister in Australia - wow that would be great.

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SuziBlue 15 16.2k 10 Scotland
5 Mar 2004 8:58PM
Longer hours??? no no no no no! Imagine longer hours on the days when the day job is horrible!! absolutely no!

Badger 15 4.7k 20 United Kingdom
6 Mar 2004 1:19AM
I could do with a few of those longer hours right now, after a few furtive gances during the day, I now have a lot of catching up to do...

How about a remote cloud controller, so you could add or remove clouds depending on what type of shot you wanted? Harsh, graphic lighting or soft and diffused...
Franticsmurf 15 829 Wales
6 Mar 2004 9:16AM
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SuziBlue 15 16.2k 10 Scotland
6 Mar 2004 9:37AM
Dave you could make a mint ... very funny LOL!!

still chuckling ...
Phoenix 17 1.9k England
6 Mar 2004 9:51AM
Well a friend of mine who keeps bees did say his bees had gone on strike and were demanding shorter flowers and more honey
Just Jas Plus
16 26.2k 1 England
6 Mar 2004 12:58PM
I would like to go back in time to take my own version of that famous picture "The Sun Setting on the British Empire" and perhaps "The Dawn of a New Era" (though I probably wouldn't get up early enough for that one).

(with apologies to Dawn, if she's online).

Just Jas Plus
16 26.2k 1 England
6 Mar 2004 1:00PM
Phoenix - I think your friend's pollen a fast one. Smile
Just Jas Plus
16 26.2k 1 England
6 Mar 2004 1:00PM
SmileSorry pardon double click
macroman 15 15.3k England
6 Mar 2004 3:20PM
I'd like an intelligent computer that knows what I intended when I make mistakes, such as missing a "." in E-mail addresses.

Phoenix 17 1.9k England
6 Mar 2004 5:35PM
I'd like an intelligent spell checker because . . . . .

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
macroman 15 15.3k England
6 Mar 2004 9:02PM
Eye sea watt yew mean Fee Nicks.

Their seams two bee sum weigh too go
beef oar wee halve pea seas that ahh a bell two purr form inn tell ee gently.

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