Funny Job Titles

Shutterbybaby 9 529

19 May 2008 11:56AM

Hubby just nipped home between jobs to tell me something he heard on the radio which he knew would entertain me so thought id share it with you.

Crease Elimination Specialist = woman who irons for a living
Porcelian Polisher = Toilet cleaner

There were more but ive forgotten them, know any funny job titles?

Last modified by Shutterbybaby on 19 May 2008 12:00PM

bangalicious 9 1.3k 5

19 May 2008 12:06PM

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Clown.

Enough Said.

Shutterbybaby 9 529

19 May 2008 12:08PM

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Clowns arent funny they are scarey and creepy!

bangalicious 9 1.3k 5

19 May 2008 12:11PM

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Ok.

Comedian.

Shutterbybaby 9 529

19 May 2008 12:14PM

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lol

NickParry 11 1.0k 79

19 May 2008 12:31PM

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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?".

The old ones are the best.

Last modified by NickParry on 19 May 2008 12:33PM

Dave_Collier 11 236 2

19 May 2008 12:34PM

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Landscape Maintenance Egineer = Gardener

Shutterbybaby 9 529

19 May 2008 12:35PM

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VDA Engineer (VDA= Visual Display Architectural) = window cleaner
p.s sorry for my crappy spelling

Kris_Dutson 14 8.2k 1

19 May 2008 12:40PM

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NKVD : НКВД, Народный Комиссариат Внутренних Дел Narodnyy Komissariat Vnutrennikh or People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs aka Secret Police = Moderator.

Wink

Brom 12 804

19 May 2008 12:45PM

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Military Physical Education Officer

abbreviated to the letters in bold though for some reason the title has changed nowadays

john64 Plus

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19 May 2008 12:53PM

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An alternative for a Toilet Cleaner: U-Bend Gynaecologist

bangalicious 9 1.3k 5

19 May 2008 1:08PM

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PersonOfHighIntellectWhoDoesSweetFA = Engineer

mark2uk 11 789 8

19 May 2008 1:11PM

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Quote:Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?".

The old ones are the best.

One snowman says to another "Can you smell carrots?"

Sorry.........
Picks up coat and heads towards door