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Funny Limericks!

wotashot 14 2.2k
14 Aug 2006 12:51PM
Its Monday and I'm bored already!

So lets share some really funny Limericks!

There once was a man from china
Who wasn't a very good climber
He fell on a rock
and broke his 'little man'
and now he's got a......

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Cowbags 13 436 England
14 Aug 2006 3:50PM
There once was a mouse called Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
It wasn't for leisure
Or sexual pleasure
But to get to the cheese underneath!!!
EddieAC Plus
13 2.0k 2 United Kingdom
14 Aug 2006 4:00PM
There was a photographer from Peru
Who liked to shoot girls in the nude
But he was rather short sighted
and now his gallery is blighted
by pics of his Gran on the Loo.
14 Aug 2006 5:08PM
There was a young woman from Ealing

...Perhaps not

There was a young woman from Honga
Who married a man from Konga
An old man from Deal said How did it feel'
She said just like yours but much longer.

Tooth 13 5.8k 227 Ireland
14 Aug 2006 7:13PM
A young man of passions quite gingery
tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
She shouted and swore,
then lay down on the floor
to add incest to insult and injury..
stevemelvin 12 675 2 United Kingdom
14 Aug 2006 11:40PM
A young lady who lives in Nantucket....

.....no, no, best not.....
c_evans99 14 7.0k 1 Wales
14 Aug 2006 11:55PM
The English it seems are bereft
Of tact, though they have proved quite deft
At applying their labours
To annoying the neighbours
Why else would the Romans have left?

There is a young lady named Paula
Who grows ever outwards, not taller
If she keeps gaining weight
At her current high rate
What will the astronomers call her?

Ceri Smile
dunczilla 12 74 England
25 Aug 2006 10:56PM
There was a young woman from Bude
Who went for a swim in the river
A man in a punt
Caught his pole in her hair
And said "You can't swim here it's dangerous."
Big Bri 17 16.4k United Kingdom
26 Aug 2006 12:04AM
There was a old man from Calcutta
Who was found lying dead in a gutter
The heat from the sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his b*ll*cks like butter.
Big Bri 17 16.4k United Kingdom
26 Aug 2006 12:07AM
There was a young fellow named Menzies,
Whose kissing sent girls into frenzies,
But a virgin one night
Crossed her legs in a fright,
And fractured his bi-focal lenses.
colin 13 697 5 Scotland
26 Aug 2006 9:38AM
There was young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Blades of grass, grew out of his a*se,
And his b*lls were all covered in weeds.
colin 13 697 5 Scotland
26 Aug 2006 9:40AM
A woman with long ginger locks.......

{on second thoughts.......!!!)
27 Aug 2006 10:39AM
A policeman from Clapham Junction
Had sex organs that didn't really function
He deceived his poor wife, throughout his married life
By the trecherous use of his trunction.

Just Jas Plus
16 26.2k 1 England
27 Aug 2006 12:16PM
I took my girl to the station,
To watch the engines shunt.
The top flew off the boiler,
And struck her on the bum!
Scanny 13 29 United Kingdom
28 Aug 2006 9:37AM
A verger who lived in South Mimms
Suffered from an outsize in quimms
The vicar of the diocese had elephantiasis
So life was'nt all singing hymns

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