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How big is your "fine"

User_Removed 13 7.3k 6 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 12:43PM
A girl friend of mine has just sent this to me on Facebook. I think it's is fun to do but if the mods think it's too 'adult', by all means delete it Smile

Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers (probably better you don't Wink), just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it (thankfully).

Just say what your fine is Smile

Smoked weed -- 10

Did acid or pills -- 5

Ever had sex at church -- 25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- 40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- 25

Had sex for money -- 100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- 20

Vandalized something -- 20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- 10

Beat up someone -- 20

Been jumped -- 10

Cross dressed -- 10

Given money to stripper -- 25

Been in love with a stripper -- 20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- 0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- 15

Ever drive and drank -- 20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- 50

Used toys while having sex -- 30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- 20

Went skinny dipping -- 5

Had sex in a pool -- 20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- 10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- 20

Cheated on your significant other -- 10

Masturbated -- 10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- 20

Done oral -- 5

Got oral -- 5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- 25

Stole something -- 10

Had sex with someone in jail -- 25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- 15

Had a threesome -- 50

Had sex in public -- 20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- 20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- 20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- 25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- 50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- 25

Went streaking -- 5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- 15

Been arrested -- 5

Spent time in jail -- 15

Pissed in the pool -- 0.50

Played spin the bottle -- 5

Done something you regret -- 20

Had sex with your best friend -- 20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- 25

Had anal sex -- 80

Lied to your mate -- 5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- 25

Mine was a gob smacking 720.60... I'm so bad I'm good Grin

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FatHandedChap 9 1.3k England
11 Jan 2010 12:45PM
You've just broke my calculator! Wink
stevieb 11 3.0k 2 Panama
11 Jan 2010 12:46PM


That 10p & 50p was a give away Barrie Grin
User_Removed 13 7.3k 6 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 12:47PM

Quote:That 10p was a give away Barrie

Who said that Grin

Just as well you only count each one, once Wink
kaybee 11 4.5k 25 Scotland
11 Jan 2010 12:50PM

What is this getting fined for being jumped?
(must be a new thing - become a victim and pay for the pivilage)
User_Removed 13 7.3k 6 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 1:04PM
I was also unsure how you work out if someone is Puerto Rican Smile
slimey 6 85 Wales
11 Jan 2010 1:10PM
185. Must try harder Smile
StuartAt Plus
10 1.1k 8 England
11 Jan 2010 1:13PM
230.10 - I feel relatively saintly!!!
uggyy 10 2.1k 9 Scotland
11 Jan 2010 1:13PM
I keep loosing count Smile
User_Removed 13 7.3k 6 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 1:19PM
Good grief.... I'm glad I don't go to the same parties as you lot Grin

Must go to some ePz meets and liven them up.... preferably one with a pool and a Puerto Rican Wink
CaptivePhotons 12 1.7k 2 England
11 Jan 2010 1:23PM
505.10. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing! Smile
User_Removed 13 7.3k 6 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 1:39PM
That's more like it. Shame they didn't have a question about bondage or role playing games or dressing up as Ann Widdecombe (oops Wink)
lobsterboy Plus
11 14.5k 13 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 1:45PM

Quote:dressing up as Ann Widdecombe

Damn I wondered why people said she was still a virgin - when I was sure I knew different.

A miserly 465 for me.
zed 11 551 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 1:46PM
zed 11 551 United Kingdom
11 Jan 2010 1:48PM
Oops. sorry, miss count - 480.10 - I pee'd in a pool once, it was only a little bit!!

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