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I've been grounded...

You're all EVIL! Superglue his eyes together?!?! A fisherman's friend up the backside?!?! Celophane the toilet, stickers on the floor?? HOLY COW!! Why don't you electrify the front door knob?? Or put in lots of Exlax in his dinner along with a lot of pepper?? That'd get his attention!! He's be scared to death to sneeze!!
I've now been married 20 years & never thought of any of that for things we've done. Worst I've done & that was only by necessity was to ban my wife from driving. She's had 12 car wrecks, totalling 5 of those cars in the 20 years. Our insurance would have gone up to over $6000 (US), just for her, yearly if she didn't quit driving. Well, I'm not Bill Gates, so she now uses the bus (& we're all the safer for it too...LOL!)
This is certainly a rough crowd!! Don't anyone get drunk around some of these respondents. You might wake up wrapped in celophane, Sharpie Marker all over your face, lying down in the gutter with a dog humping your head!!
I've now been married 20 years & never thought of any of that for things we've done. Worst I've done & that was only by necessity was to ban my wife from driving. She's had 12 car wrecks, totalling 5 of those cars in the 20 years. Our insurance would have gone up to over $6000 (US), just for her, yearly if she didn't quit driving. Well, I'm not Bill Gates, so she now uses the bus (& we're all the safer for it too...LOL!)
This is certainly a rough crowd!! Don't anyone get drunk around some of these respondents. You might wake up wrapped in celophane, Sharpie Marker all over your face, lying down in the gutter with a dog humping your head!!