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If photography was food...

saltireblue Plus
13 14.0k 85 Norway
27 Apr 2022 10:45AM
Aperture – the size of your mouth
Shutter – how fast you can fill it
ISO – How much you can swallow in that mouthful
SOOC – A ready meal
Post processed – Cooked yourself
Phone shot – Take away (tasty, but wont sustain you forever!)
HDR – A curry (done right its lovely, done wrong – may induce tears, blurred vision and vomiting)
High Key – a single scallop in a cauliflower puree on a white plate
Low Key – the same, but with the lights off and a candle
Long Exposure – Slow cooking at a low temperature
High Speed shutter – having dinner thrown at your face
Street photography – nicking a chip when someone isn’t looking
Landscape – browsing the menu
Portrait – Selecting your own fish from the tank…
Urbex – nicking a bit of someones kebab when they’re not looking and then running like hell when they catch you
Nikon vs Canon - McDonalds vs Burger King
altitude50 18 23.5k United Kingdom
27 Apr 2022 11:26AM
Film - the coating on your teeth if regular oral hygeine is not observed.Grin
EddieAC 18 3.8k 2 United Kingdom
27 Apr 2022 10:20PM
RAW - The art of eating sushi.
altitude50 18 23.5k United Kingdom
28 Apr 2022 10:07AM
Short barrel lens = pancake
Minolta zoom lens = beercan
Extension tubes = canneloni
Negative space= gluttony.
Macro = tasting menu
Rule of thirds = starter, main, dessert!

+ Extreme example of fungus infestation of a lens.
altitude50 18 23.5k United Kingdom
28 Apr 2022 2:06PM
My photoshop efforts = tripe! Sad
saltireblue Plus
13 14.0k 85 Norway
28 Apr 2022 2:30PM

Quote:My photoshop efforts = tripe! Sad

altitude50 18 23.5k United Kingdom
28 Apr 2022 11:22PM
Fine grain = Semolina.
Coarse grain = rice!

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