If photography was food...
Aperture the size of your mouth
Shutter how fast you can fill it
ISO How much you can swallow in that mouthful
SOOC A ready meal
Post processed Cooked yourself
Phone shot Take away (tasty, but wont sustain you forever!)
HDR A curry (done right its lovely, done wrong may induce tears, blurred vision and vomiting)
High Key a single scallop in a cauliflower puree on a white plate
Low Key the same, but with the lights off and a candle
Long Exposure Slow cooking at a low temperature
High Speed shutter having dinner thrown at your face
Street photography nicking a chip when someone isnt looking
Landscape browsing the menu
Portrait Selecting your own fish from the tank
Urbex nicking a bit of someones kebab when theyre not looking and then running like hell when they catch you
Nikon vs Canon - McDonalds vs Burger King
Shutter how fast you can fill it
ISO How much you can swallow in that mouthful
SOOC A ready meal
Post processed Cooked yourself
Phone shot Take away (tasty, but wont sustain you forever!)
HDR A curry (done right its lovely, done wrong may induce tears, blurred vision and vomiting)
High Key a single scallop in a cauliflower puree on a white plate
Low Key the same, but with the lights off and a candle
Long Exposure Slow cooking at a low temperature
High Speed shutter having dinner thrown at your face
Street photography nicking a chip when someone isnt looking
Landscape browsing the menu
Portrait Selecting your own fish from the tank
Urbex nicking a bit of someones kebab when theyre not looking and then running like hell when they catch you
Nikon vs Canon - McDonalds vs Burger King
Film - the coating on your teeth if regular oral hygeine is not observed.
Short barrel lens = pancake
Minolta zoom lens = beercan
Extension tubes = canneloni
Negative space= gluttony.
Macro = tasting menu
Rule of thirds = starter, main, dessert!
+ Extreme example of fungus infestation of a lens.
Minolta zoom lens = beercan
Extension tubes = canneloni
Negative space= gluttony.
Macro = tasting menu
Rule of thirds = starter, main, dessert!
+ Extreme example of fungus infestation of a lens.
My photoshop efforts = tripe! 
Quote:My photoshop efforts = tripe!
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Fine grain = Semolina.
Coarse grain = rice!
etc.
Coarse grain = rice!
etc.
