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MarkBowker 13 69 United Kingdom
9 Aug 2007 12:15AM
“Thursday!” exclaimed Roger, “Bloody Thursday”…
SuziBlue 17 16.2k 10 Scotland
9 Aug 2007 12:18AM
He looked out of the window to see a rain-drenched road and a queue of people waiting to get in. "Whatever happened to ...
9 Aug 2007 12:26AM
Wednesday..? I really should stop...
SuziBlue 17 16.2k 10 Scotland
9 Aug 2007 12:34AM
... logging in to ephotozine for hours at a time when there is work to be done!"
So saying he threw down his keyboard and strode to the door. Wrenching it open (the door, not the keyboard) (which by now was beyond wrenching as he'd broken it whilst throwing it down) he was aghast to discover that ...
9 Aug 2007 12:39AM
...he'd forgotten to...
Ganto 14 769 2 Ireland
9 Aug 2007 12:48AM
...take that sign down, the sign that said...
covey 15 1.7k Ireland
9 Aug 2007 12:54AM
"Queueing not allowed by Order of the Management." He'd now have to tell everyone they had wasted their time getting wet for nothing.

" What do you think this is, a bloody Harry Potter launch or something"

He was very pleased with that until...
9 Aug 2007 1:17AM
...the very large character at the head of the queue pointed out that in the promotional advert for the grand opening, Roger had promised to....
cameracat 16 8.6k 61 Norfolk Island
9 Aug 2007 1:24AM
Show his.....
Ganto 14 769 2 Ireland
9 Aug 2007 1:36AM
...........................................gratitude to the local population for their.............
9 Aug 2007 1:47AM
..support for his planned 'nude shot studio' that he had offered...
joolsb 15 27.1k 38 Switzerland
9 Aug 2007 4:48AM
, somewhat rashly it must now be said. Unfortunately, the lack of attractive young models meant that...
Nick-T 14 45 United Kingdom
9 Aug 2007 5:59AM
....Sheep were the only other option, so....
stevophoto 13 1 United States
9 Aug 2007 6:28AM
...we went to the local farmers and...
doug_7 14 482 England
9 Aug 2007 6:41AM
they told us to clear off because foot and mouth was rampant so we

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