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franken Plus
15 4.6k 4 United Kingdom
11 Apr 2014 10:00PM
Old photographers never die, they go out of focus.

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petebfrance 6 2.7k France
11 Apr 2014 10:17PM
I've taught you everything i know and still you know nothing
(no idea where it came from)
RichardN00 Plus
11 432 1 United Kingdom
11 Apr 2014 10:27PM
"You've done absolutely nothing this year, next year I want to see twice as much from you"

My maths teacher at school, many, many years ago.
franken Plus
15 4.6k 4 United Kingdom
12 Apr 2014 8:24PM
Old bingo players never die; they just wait until their number comes up. (unknown)

Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan. (unknown)

Old electricians never die, they just lose their spark. (unknown)

StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
12 Apr 2014 9:04PM
Old Cowboys never die, they just ride off into the sunset.

collywobles 14 4.0k 10 United Kingdom
14 Apr 2014 3:12PM
Ken Dodds Dads dog died.

Now say it quickly......................................
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
16 Apr 2014 4:00AM
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
16 Apr 2014 4:04AM
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd like to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Mariah Carey
keithh Plus
14 25.4k 33 Wallis And Futuna
16 Apr 2014 5:50AM
“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”
― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

franken Plus
15 4.6k 4 United Kingdom
16 Apr 2014 7:51AM
Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust. (unknown)
DaveRyder Plus
4 2.4k 1 United Kingdom
24 Apr 2014 8:24PM
An expert is someone who has made all the mistakes possible in a narrow field of study.

Neils Bohr
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
30 Aug 2014 3:38AM
One is not really a photographer until preoccupation with learning has been outgrown, and the camera in one's hands is an extension of oneself. There is where creativity begins.

Carl Mydans (1907-2004) American Journalist
25 Sep 2014 3:25PM
"Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people" - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator
mikehit 8 8.0k 13 United Kingdom
25 Sep 2014 4:53PM
"you stupid bugger"

Me - as my Panasonic 12-35 hit a cobbled pavement Tongue
peterjones Plus
16 4.7k 1 United Kingdom
25 Sep 2014 9:59PM
Wherein [art thou] good, but to taste sack and drink it? Wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? Wherein cunning, but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous, but in all things? Wherein worthy but in nothing?

from Shakespeare's Henry IV Part I

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