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accystan 13 132 6 Canada
5 Mar 2008 2:32AM
One of my favourites......
"It's not the height of the mountain that makes the journey difficult but the little stone in your shoe".

Dave D

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MalcolmS Plus
12 1.2k 13 England
7 Mar 2008 1:19PM
What bl**dy indians?

General Custer
MeanGreeny 12 3.7k England
7 Mar 2008 9:25PM

Quote:What bl**dy indians? General Custer

and a true one - but in the same vein:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, American Civil War. 1864.
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
8 Mar 2008 7:07AM
I was educated, I was trained, I was a Presbyterian and I knew how these things are done. I knew that in Biblical times if a man committed a sin the extermination of the whole surrounding nation--cattle and all--was likely to happen. I knew that Providence was not particular about the rest, so that He got somebody connected with the one He was after.
- Autobiography of Mark Twain
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
9 Mar 2008 10:07PM
Enlightenment--that magnificent escape from anguish and ignorance--never happens by accident. It results from the brave and sometimes lonely battle of one person against his own weaknesses.

-Bhikkhu Nyanasobhano, "Landscapes of Wonder"
ronss 12 1.2k Canada
11 Mar 2008 10:19PM
When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray
- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
ronss 12 1.2k Canada
11 Mar 2008 11:07PM
I hate quotations.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sezz 13 617 15 England
11 Mar 2008 11:29PM
The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.

Charles Dickens
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
13 Mar 2008 3:00AM
Service is the rent you pay for room on this planet.

-Shirley Chisholm
Geoffphoto 12 13.5k United Kingdom
13 Mar 2008 9:07AM
Laughter is the best medicine, but that's not true if you've got facial injuries.

Erith isn't twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham

Ever since cloaks and top hats moved out of fashion, you hardly ever see young women tied to railway lines.

Princess Di so thick and yet so thin.

The late great Linda Smith Smile
ronss 12 1.2k Canada
13 Mar 2008 7:41PM
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

- Somewhere in No Man's Land
19mart71 10 8 United Kingdom
16 Mar 2008 8:32AM
"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 20s or 30s!"

Kevin Keegan
ronss 12 1.2k Canada
17 Mar 2008 2:55AM
With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?
Tomorrow is the next day.
We are wasting valueless time!
I am thinking she's a virgin, or at least she used to be.
I am standing here beside myself.
Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot?
- the Indian guy (played by a caucasian), Short Circuit (movie)
conrad 13 10.9k 116
17 Mar 2008 8:57AM
"Lots of weather outside today" (also Short Circuit)
StrayCat 14 19.1k 3 Canada
18 Mar 2008 8:47PM
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.

-William Shedd

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