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Tacky but good...


wotashot 12 2.2k
10 Mar 2006 2:57PM
In order to post you must answer the joke then start a new one...

How does Bob marley like his doughnuts?

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colin 11 697 5 Scotland
10 Mar 2006 3:43PM
"With jam in"

Q: What did Kermit the Frog say when he reached the top of Mount Everest?
Freefall 12 675 United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 9:32PM
"I'm up it"

Q: What is a dentists favourite musical instrument?
Big Bri 15 16.1k United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 10:04PM
"A tuba toothpaste"

Q: What's ET short for ?
Boyd 12 11.2k 11 Wales
10 Mar 2006 10:55PM
"because he's got little legs."

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
Westers 11 3.9k 1 Burkina Faso
10 Mar 2006 11:03PM
"A porcupine has pricks on the outside".

Q:What is the perfect wife?
Big Bri 15 16.1k United Kingdom
10 Mar 2006 11:27PM
"4 feet tall with no teeth and a flat head ?"

Q. How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb ?
Boyd 12 11.2k 11 Wales
10 Mar 2006 11:38PM
"One. Bono holds up the light bulb and the universe revolves around his arse."

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
CraigF 10 117 Scotland
10 Mar 2006 11:48PM
One! but they couldnt decide "Who Dunnit"

Q: Why do Blondes not get lunch breaks?
Goatsmilkuk 11 783
11 Mar 2006 4:40AM
It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
stevieb 12 3.0k 2 Panama
11 Mar 2006 6:37AM
A: An Interpreter



Q: What's the difference between a Mountain Goat and a Goldfish
gma 14 166 United Kingdom
11 Mar 2006 7:58AM
A. One mucks about in fountains.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of Orange juice?
colin 11 697 5 Scotland
11 Mar 2006 8:06AM
A: 'cause it said Concentrate.

Q: Whats the difference between bad marksman and a constipated owl?
MarkyMarc 11 498 Canada
11 Mar 2006 8:36AM
A: One shoots but can't hit...

Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Goatsmilkuk 11 783
11 Mar 2006 10:31AM
Great food but no atmosphere.

Q: Did you hear about the two aerials that got married?

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