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I always mean to get a pedometer to see how many steps I do each day checking the sheep.
My daily walking routine:
1) Walk to field to check sheep
2) See sheep stuck in hedge
3) Realise I didn't bring any tools to release sheep
4) Walk back home
5) Get tools
6) Walk back to field
7) Discover sheep got out of hedge itself
8) Walk back home
9) Realise that you left the tools in the field...
My daily walking routine:
1) Walk to field to check sheep
2) See sheep stuck in hedge
3) Realise I didn't bring any tools to release sheep
4) Walk back home
5) Get tools
6) Walk back to field
7) Discover sheep got out of hedge itself
8) Walk back home
9) Realise that you left the tools in the field...

Quote:I always mean to get a pedometer to see how many steps I do each day checking the sheep.
My daily walking routine:
1) Walk to field to check sheep
2) See sheep stuck in hedge
3) Realise I didn't bring any tools to release sheep
4) Walk back home
5) Get tools
6) Walk back to field
7) Discover sheep got out of hedge itself
8) Walk back home
9) Realise that you left the tools in the field...
I love that. I can imagine your walk across the fields and all the lovely sheep greeting you. Bit different to my urban pavement-thumping.


Further to my grump in that particular forum, i have now received said jute rug and it's perfect. It fits nicely under the table and chairs, and not only covers the offending red wine catastrophe but also all the other small food and drink related splodges acquired over the years. As well as a certain person's shoe scuffs. Well pleased. 
