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The topic of the beast

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Reason : The beast has flatlined!


Big Bri 19 16.7k United Kingdom
25 Jun 2003 4:11PM
Since I noticed that this forum had 666 threads, I thought I'd add another, off topic but hopefully funny:

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that:

660
Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

/ 666
Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast (Thanks, Christopher!)

1010011010
Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again?
Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666
Area code of the Beast

00666
Zip code of the Beast

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$699.25
Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66
Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666
Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666
Way of the Beast

666 F
Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k
Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 %
5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666
minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66
Word Processor of the Beast

i66686
CPU of the Beast

666i
BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668
Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333
The semi-Christ

665.9997856
The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
edz2001 18 513
25 Jun 2003 4:23PM
LOL!

Wednesdays are obviously a hard day for you Wink

Ed.
Big Bri 19 16.7k United Kingdom
25 Jun 2003 4:34PM
I worked late last night so I don't feel guilty at all Wink
Rob Freem 18 113 France
25 Jun 2003 6:36PM
Steady on Bri thats the number of my cottage
we do not have many visitors of a religious calling. to deal with.
Regards
Damien, I mean Rob Freeman.
lightweaver 18 481
25 Jun 2003 9:07PM
Nice one Bri. especially the blonde one Smile
BOB S 18 2.6k
25 Jun 2003 9:23PM
6/6/66 The beasts birthday

BOB
Anthony 19 5.6k 17 United Kingdom
25 Jun 2003 10:19PM
very good Bri, does the beast know how to set the self timer on the canon yet???

Anthony
Big Bri 19 16.7k United Kingdom
25 Jun 2003 10:33PM
Cheers Anthony. You just had to bring it up didn't you.

Smile
SuziBlue 18 16.2k 10 Scotland
25 Jun 2003 11:21PM
OMG I larfed at these !!! roast Beast LOL .. is that with a sidedish of pureed goat ...

Anthony - of COURSE Bri knows the self timer settings for the beast ... 0.666 secs.

And let us not forget the Beast's Personal Groundhog Day ... 6.6.66 recurring .. tee hee
Big Bri 19 16.7k United Kingdom
25 Jun 2003 11:29PM
Am I never going to live that down ?????

Here's an interesting fact: on the bar codes on just about everything you buy, the code is read by having two longer bars at the start and end, and two in the middle (look if you don't believe me) and these two bars correspond to the number 6.

In the bible, it says nothing will be bought or sold unless it bears the number of the beast, which is 666.

Scared now ?

:S
loweskid 19 2.0k 1 United Kingdom
26 Jun 2003 4:52PM
For the mathematically minded, there's a load of stuff about the number 666 here
BOB S 18 2.6k
26 Jun 2003 5:42PM
That roast beast must have been cooked at gas mark 666

BOB
loweskid 19 2.0k 1 United Kingdom
26 Jun 2003 6:01PM
Did you hear about the man who noticed that the horse wearing number 6 in the 6th race on the 6th day of the 6th month in 1966, was called Satan.

This is a sign he said!!

So he dashed to the bookies and placed 666 pounds on the number 6 horse in the 6th race on 6th day of the 6th month in 1966...

and.........

it came sixth.
Badger 18 4.7k 20 United Kingdom
28 Jun 2003 8:20PM
We can't allow the beast to die so early, it must reach 666 at least before it crawls off and resides in the forums basement.
Matt
Anthony 19 5.6k 17 United Kingdom
29 Jun 2003 1:28AM
oh my god ..... just checked that barcode thing of Bri's, he's right you know. very spooky. (I take back the comments about the self timer if that'll do any good.)
Anthony