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Thread of confusion.

24 Jun 2013 10:49AM
6 foot 4, biceps like barrels, permanent 5 o’clock shadow….but I can’t for the life of me remember her name!

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cats_123 Plus
13 4.8k 28 Northern Ireland
24 Jun 2013 11:26AM
never look at anyone before 11:30pm (they'll usually have shaved twice by then!!)
24 Jun 2013 12:23PM
I once had a close shave, but I scarpered in time. She told me her husband was abroad. She meant he was as broad as a brick s..........
cats_123 Plus
13 4.8k 28 Northern Ireland
24 Jun 2013 7:12PM
I once did it "in time" at a Hoedown..but her father wasn't too impressed..he would have preferred me to play my own fiddle!
What a woman does not know about anything is not worth us men looking up and researching.
gala Plus
4 1.1k United Kingdom
3 Jul 2013 8:33PM
Hooray... Mountains
cats_123 Plus
13 4.8k 28 Northern Ireland
4 Jul 2013 11:31AM
I'm not impressed...give me Pinnacles any day
Personally I prefer a monocle. It can be used with either eye. Aye.
It is the last time I ride a unicycle, (or should that be an icicle ?,) whilst wearing a monocle. Because in the morning, at the end of the day, and at this moment in time,being part of the big society, and having put up with so much rain last year, and now never ending heat, I ask myself and thousands of others, why does the government not do anything about it ? Bring back John Presstud, at least he would tackle the matter over a game of croquet, whilstTongueWink addressing his syntax problems; or should that be Sin Tax.
keith selmes Plus
14 7.3k 1 United Kingdom
24 Jul 2013 3:11PM
Oh I see, yes, the serendipity of thread drift viewed as an art form, like a virtual verbal installation in the paradigm of the post modern multiverse.

This could catch on
cats_123 Plus
13 4.8k 28 Northern Ireland
24 Jul 2013 4:36PM
I installed it just as the instructions said, but I still have parts E,D, & H, 4 screws, 2 grommets and a slice of lemon spare...
That is where you have gone wrong. The instructions say "Not to be installed by an expert. Only for the cackhanded."Wink
Dann Plus
4 248
24 Jul 2013 8:36PM
Did I put the rinse-aid in??
25 Jul 2013 11:32AM
You have lost your hearing aid ?
cats_123 Plus
13 4.8k 28 Northern Ireland
25 Jul 2013 11:34AM
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?

It's making HEADLINES!BlushBlushBlushBlush

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