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Quote:OK the weather was a bit far fetched, so how about this: (queue violins) Support a poor cash strapped (note the pun) pensioner, who doesn't have the budget for a new D800 to his name (musical strains of the Hovis ad). If he (me) had an ePz strap to hold his new D800 (included), his photography would go from crap to brilliant overnight. How can you resist such a plea which comes from deep within my wallet? Also my mother always taught me to say please.





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Malc
OK. I've worked out your motivation. Where do I grovel?





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Tut tut, surely your not tempted with these false claims of free sunshine and chocolate biscuits, a man of your calibre and honest integrity, 
come to Lancashire I have tripe, cow heel, beautiful sunsets over the slag heaps, and my very own Chorley Cakes, with warm melting butter on, ohhhh and bring the strap with you, and I’ll introduce you to Slack Alice she’ll show what to do it with it.



Quote:Tut tut, surely your not tempted with these false claims of free sunshine and chocolate biscuits, a man of your calibre and honest integrity,


By thunder, man. We're talking Fosdyke Saga here! Thy knows how to tempt a mere mortal with thine talk of tripe...


Quote:I can think of some fun things to do with a spare camera strap, but you'll have to give it to me first to find out what they are.



Slowsong I think you will be disappointed. It is neither black or leather.


Slowsong will not be disappointed, I assure you. Colour and fabric type is not important here.


Quote:Lets cut to the chase as a member of the critique team a brand new ePZ strap would be a wonderful gift in lieu of the excellent comments I'll be making on your images and the help you give to others!!



Eric

PS this would not be a bribe but a gracious gift
I see why you were made a member of the CT, Eric...you know your synonyms..."bribe" aka "gift"...might just work.

Edit: Hang about a mo. Don't you get issued with one as part of the CT uniform? Get thee away, charlatan!


Quote:a gracious gift
The only gracious gift a Viking ever gave was an axe in the back of the head.
No, a far more deserving recipient would be a fellow "Land of the Saltire" dweller (& Scottish Rugby supporter) with a love of the Norwegian countryside. A person who will need a strap to hold his Canon camera steady while photographing the Flam railway in August.
A person who does not eat chocolate hobnobs, so does not contribute to the worldwide scarcity of such delicacies; who leaves them for more discerning palates to enjoy.