Fake News from the Cheadle Hulme Messenger:
A cocky Holly Blue was seen yesterday flouting the Lockdown rules by visiting a garden to booze on dew from a patio. A 161 year old man described as "Dodge" spotted the loopy Lycaenid on his 900th lap round the garden whilst walking for the Slug protection charity Invincible Invertebrates. More updates on similar stories tomorrow.