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Probably left behind from the last litter pick up, Moira.
John
John
I've seen lots of abandoned underwear but you can make sense of that, but how do you lose one shoe?
Do you hobble home and wonder why you have suddenly developed a limp? Have you decided that a stroke must be the cause of your instability and the only course of action is to stagger to the nearest A&E? Maybe you are intoxicated to the degree that the shortening of one leg improves your gait, I need to know!!!
And as for ' But the first thing that I thought was – who on earth goes hiking along a rough lane in Deepest Northumberland, wearing dainty black velour pumps?' I have witnessed, first hand, a woman with a group of walkers atop a mountain in the Lake District sporting a pair of red high heel shoes! Of the stilletto type!!! And she was no spring chicken either, I can only assume they had carried her up there!
Do you hobble home and wonder why you have suddenly developed a limp? Have you decided that a stroke must be the cause of your instability and the only course of action is to stagger to the nearest A&E? Maybe you are intoxicated to the degree that the shortening of one leg improves your gait, I need to know!!!
And as for ' But the first thing that I thought was – who on earth goes hiking along a rough lane in Deepest Northumberland, wearing dainty black velour pumps?' I have witnessed, first hand, a woman with a group of walkers atop a mountain in the Lake District sporting a pair of red high heel shoes! Of the stilletto type!!! And she was no spring chicken either, I can only assume they had carried her up there!
Perhaps a one-legged person, and this dropped off their prosthetic leg, and they didn't feel a thing?
Cinderella came North?......Oh no she didn't!
It may have fallen from a passing dirigible.
A very elegant Primark shoe, too! 👠 I bet she's hopping mad at losing this... 😁
Trev 😀
Trev 😀
So often I find myself writing, 'What John said!' and it's happened again. What is the point of a hanging loop in a shoe? As is so often often the case I'm baffled! I wouldn't be at all surprised if it belonged to my erstwhile associate Brigadier Archibald 'Ruby' Smirnoff, (Mrs), part time double agent and full time cross dresser (and I mean cross - laddered stockings provoked near murderous fury.) It is possible that this might have been a 'drop' perhaps intended for a certain Vladimir Wobblyball Hackett (Code name 'Feck'). I fear we shall never know. The last time I was contacted by 'Feck' he was heading for an East Coast port dressed in a sou'wester and smoking a pipe. I'll let you know if ever I see a likeness of him. 🕶 🕵️♂️ 🔎
A cracking image by the way!!! 😀
Yours, subject to being double crossed*, John le Carrierbag.
'Double crossed' - twice as angry as one might otherwise be. (Uxbridge English Dictionary) 🥴
A cracking image by the way!!! 😀
Yours, subject to being double crossed*, John le Carrierbag.
'Double crossed' - twice as angry as one might otherwise be. (Uxbridge English Dictionary) 🥴
I didn't know Cinderella shopped at Primark!
Graham, you have excelled yourself. Doubly...
