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Quote:Don't ask! It's long story ...
Naturally I have no idea but Cyril Joystick thinks he recognises her. This may be Roxy 'The Rozzer' Ripcord well known in a former life for throwing herself out of perfectly good aeroplanes for the admirably sound reasons that sitting in one is "Such a frightful bore darling," and standing on the wing is "Just so yesterday sweetie and positively plays hell with my hair." She now divides her time between working as a social media influencer specialising in soft toys as 'must have' fashion accessories and doing some undercover work for the British Transport Police. Your images appear to suggest that she combines both roles with admirable aplomb. Wandering around with an elephant on her head has caused some temporary neck strain and this explains her tendency to support her finely coiffed pate with her hands. She was recently awarded the Lyttelton Prize for successfully preventing a severe breach of Stovold's Protocol which dictates that an approach to Mornington Crescent should not, under any circumstances, be made on a reverse diagonal from Blackfriars. Since March 2020 only lateral flow moves are deemed legal.
🏆 Awarded for Services to the Promotion of Cultural Diversity, Ericsamson and Matron.
Joyful images! 😀