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And hello Mr Graham Ericsamson 😁
I hope you hav not got that Mrs Trellis of South Wales with you, at leest. She wood be a mennis in yore shed. She wood want to pla with the tools, chizzels and such she wood be chizzing all over the place you wood reely hav to watch out.
I hope you do not hav Molesworth 2 there either. He wood eat all the flowers.
Happy daze
B
I hope you hav not got that Mrs Trellis of South Wales with you, at leest. She wood be a mennis in yore shed. She wood want to pla with the tools, chizzels and such she wood be chizzing all over the place you wood reely hav to watch out.
I hope you do not hav Molesworth 2 there either. He wood eat all the flowers.
Happy daze
B

Dere Bill
Molesworth 2 hav eeten all the flours. He is a cad and a bounder and I diskard him utterly.
I am going back to my chizels - chiz chiz - but I will be back later. I will have a look at your nice pictchas when I have had my tea. Dos it neva stop I ask myself. No it dos not say Peason. Three more wekes of detenshon and Sigismund Dudler the mad blog meister would make it more if he had his rotten way. (See abuv!) He have not bargened on my Percy Verence (my pet prune fortified by radioactive gammon rays) which will save me in my hour of gratest disper. Wizz for atoms I say. Sounds like a grate title for my new buck.
Must dash ... it's the dratted prunes ......................... 🥴 😳
Molesworth 2 hav eeten all the flours. He is a cad and a bounder and I diskard him utterly.
I am going back to my chizels - chiz chiz - but I will be back later. I will have a look at your nice pictchas when I have had my tea. Dos it neva stop I ask myself. No it dos not say Peason. Three more wekes of detenshon and Sigismund Dudler the mad blog meister would make it more if he had his rotten way. (See abuv!) He have not bargened on my Percy Verence (my pet prune fortified by radioactive gammon rays) which will save me in my hour of gratest disper. Wizz for atoms I say. Sounds like a grate title for my new buck.
Must dash ... it's the dratted prunes ......................... 🥴 😳

I'm Angus Spartacus Prune!
I'm Angus Spartacus Prune!
I'm Angus Spartacus Prune!
I'm Angus Spartacus Prune! ................. and on and on ........... 'punishmentoring' ......... brilliant Kate - can't top that and wouldn't want to! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Thank you John for opening up a new seam; it’s clearly time for ‘a kick in the arts.’ Which reminds me, it’s been on today … time for a quick download! 😉
Yours Lady Constance de Coverlet. 💋
I'm Angus Spartacus Prune!
I'm Angus Spartacus Prune!
I'm Angus Spartacus Prune! ................. and on and on ........... 'punishmentoring' ......... brilliant Kate - can't top that and wouldn't want to! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Thank you John for opening up a new seam; it’s clearly time for ‘a kick in the arts.’ Which reminds me, it’s been on today … time for a quick download! 😉
Yours Lady Constance de Coverlet. 💋

'I can't TOP that' - this phrase suggests that you understand the word 'punismentoring' very well indeed.
The Assistant Matron requests that you visit her in the Medical Room at five tomorrow evening. Wear gym kit, and present her with you left plimsoll, with which she will administer your 'punishmentoring'.
The Assistant Matron requests that you visit her in the Medical Room at five tomorrow evening. Wear gym kit, and present her with you left plimsoll, with which she will administer your 'punishmentoring'.

Methinks you are madder than a whole box of frogs - or even a bag of badgers, young man. Apologies for assuming your preferred gender, if you are not indeed a young man, or indeed one of any age, then I offer profound couldn'tgiveamonkeys. Very nonpolitical correct of me, I know, but I am an atheist and a Celtic fan, so it doesn't count anyway - even if you add up all the rivets.
I have heard rumours on the grapevine (a Sauvignon Blanc) rhat Wee Doris and Mrs. Trellis are combining forces in order to give Messrs. Johnson and Cum-mings a right telling off. I overheard whispering about limp celery being involved.
I have heard rumours on the grapevine (a Sauvignon Blanc) rhat Wee Doris and Mrs. Trellis are combining forces in order to give Messrs. Johnson and Cum-mings a right telling off. I overheard whispering about limp celery being involved.

Peter - a lot of it, including the title, rests on the Molesworth books, first person fiction about a boy's school. Throw in a bit of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and associated comedic strands...
Yes: it's interesting how blind one is to one's own humour ghetto, and how immersed in it the whole culture is.
Yes: it's interesting how blind one is to one's own humour ghetto, and how immersed in it the whole culture is.