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I wanted to be a lumberjack ...

By RLF
Leaping from tree to tree
As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia
The giant redwood, The larch, The fir
The mighty Scots pine, The lofty flowering cherry
The plucky little aspen, The limping Roo tree of Nigeria
The towering Wattle of Aldershot, The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant
The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak, The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip
The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni, The Epigillus
The Barter Hughius Greenus
With my best buddy by my side
We'd sing, sing, sing
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Tags: Statue Song Humour and fun

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Comments


28 Dec 2019 8:06AM
MOUNTIES CHOIR
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra?!?


(The choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down.)
Smile
IainHamer Plus
16 22 5 England
28 Dec 2019 10:14AM
Love the use of the famous Monty Python song with this nice image

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Iain
JuBarney Plus
10 34 5 United Kingdom
28 Dec 2019 7:17PM
Terrific wood carving - a shame it is going green - and capture,
Ju

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