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I'd be inclined (see what I did there) to tell that leaning birch that if it doesn't stand up straight and behave like a tree, then punishment in the form of birching will be forthcoming. Although, perhaps birching a birch might be found by said birch to be stimulating and somewhat welcome...🤔
Quote:Although, perhaps birching a birch might be found by said birch to be stimulating and somewhat welcome...🤔
Just as well that in using the word 'pining' I didn't reference 'The Norwegian Blue'. Clearly you are not the Monochromatic Messiah - you're just a very naughty boy. 🥴
A sunbathing birch, Graham, what a novelty. 
John
John
Well, wood you believe it, a tree begging to be hugged it seems, not from the human form, but by it's neighbours... 🌲
Trev 😀
Trev 😀
Barking up the wrong birch again, young Mr G.
Mr Davies and his mate, Mr Estelle, warned us about the
perils associated with talking to woodland foliage, and such like.
Why do you whisper, green grass?
Why tell the tress what ain't so?
Whispering Grass, the trees don't have to know.
By the way, I have a few, rather stunning, fjords in production at the moment.
You're very welcome to come and have a butchers, if you're missing them.
Yours,
Slartibartfast.
Mr Davies and his mate, Mr Estelle, warned us about the
perils associated with talking to woodland foliage, and such like.
Why do you whisper, green grass?
Why tell the tress what ain't so?
Whispering Grass, the trees don't have to know.
By the way, I have a few, rather stunning, fjords in production at the moment.
You're very welcome to come and have a butchers, if you're missing them.
Yours,
Slartibartfast.
I had a Fjord Fiesta once. Does that count?
Yours, Fjord Prefect and Don 'Skoda' Estelle.
(The 'Whispering Grass' ear worm has now bedded in for the rest of the day; wonderful song! Reminds me of that observation by Noel Coward; 'Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.') 😀
I'm off to whistle while I work.
Yours, Fjord Prefect and Don 'Skoda' Estelle.
(The 'Whispering Grass' ear worm has now bedded in for the rest of the day; wonderful song! Reminds me of that observation by Noel Coward; 'Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.') 😀
I'm off to whistle while I work.
