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Same again!

By Ericsamson
You've got the hang of this by now. It's Friday, its five to five and it's Crackerjack! ....... Ah, no, its Film Friday, it's just after four thirty and it's yet another picture of Clumber Park ... the Chapel ... across the lake ... with a swan ... and some trees ... and some "Hello clouds! Hello sky!" for the eternally skipping Fotherington Thomas as he bounds through the undergrowth in a surfeit of pre-lockdown joy. He are a fule as anyone know. He eat too many prunes and has yet to discover that the toilet block is closed. That is why he skip so innocently not knowing that the white thing in the lake is not a Swan but a cunningly disguised toilet roll what I throwed in. Ha ha! Molesworth's cunning genius wins again!

Matron has just brewed up a huge vat of 80% proof rose hip vodka. She claims that it's alcoholic strength should be enough to give any virus a banging headache and see it running for the hills. Wot next I ask myself? Injecting disinfectant and what not I shouldn't wonder. Who would be that mad? Ha ha ha ha ....... 🤣 ....... wot? ......... seriously?!?! Cripes ...............🤢 Better off with the prunes then ... notwithstanding ....... 💨 🚽 😰

Many thanks for the very kind responses to the last upload - I forget the title - the Boaty McBoatface one! Last one to the jetty has to finish the rose hip vodka! 🥳
With best wishes to all for what I think is the forthcoming weekend; I'm quietly confident about that as the bins have been emptied today. I really like bin days. I think it's the sense of certainty and purpose.
I remain yours, subject to competing demands, Arbuthnot Follicle. 🥴

Tags: General Nottinghamshire National trust Clumber chapel Clumber Park Lake

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Saastad 2 16 15 Norway
24 Apr 2020 4:50PM
Beautifully done Graham!

Arne SmileSmile
24 Apr 2020 5:00PM
Sorry Graham I think I need to lie down for a while, Lovely image, Iv'e forgot what it was!
What the heck have a vote anyway. Lovely to see you sorry read you, oh you know what I mean. Now where's that Braddy sorry Brandy!
Take care or tablets or vodka whatever!
mrswoolybill Plus
14 3.0k 2462 United Kingdom
24 Apr 2020 5:15PM
The daily dose of insanity. I'll go with intravenous rosehip vodka rather than Dettol, any day.
Meanwhile in the masters' common room. Sigismund arbuthnot the mad maths master musters his rhomboids
Chinga Plus
10 3 2 United Kingdom
24 Apr 2020 5:26PM
Excellent image, I like that beautiful Church tower...
Isabel GrinGrin
mac Plus
20 13 Scotland
24 Apr 2020 5:41PM
Another good image from this location. The 80% proof rose hip vodka must be working a treat, giving you fresh energy. Is it likely to come on the market as it would be a good cure for Self-Isolation-Blues?? Put me down for a case. No, make it two!! My Tanquery Gin seems to have lost the edge!!
woolybill1 Plus
15 38 78 United Kingdom
24 Apr 2020 5:51PM
The fact of your not raiding the Commodore's locker room seeking the triple-distilled vegemite and jockstrap gin is sincerely to be welcomed.
But what a dastardly turn of fortune! There is to be no cricket at Witney Scrotum 'for the foreseeable', the elastic band driving the heavy roller has snapped . . . and Prodger the poacher has disgrace himself at extra cover again.
(signed) The Brigadier

saltireblue Plus
11 12.2k 76 Norway
24 Apr 2020 6:39PM
Jolly bad luck, that, old chap. You know, that 'little problem' you have. I do hope it is resolved satisfactorily before Matron discovers what is up - or not up, as the case may be. I did warn you about mixing the voddy and the rose hips in the wrong proportions...
Speaking of Rose's hips, how is the new maid settling in? Remembering to turn down your bed every evening, one hopes? If she is any trouble,just send her back and I'll send you her cousin, buxom Betty - she has never disappointed a master yet.

On behalf of the Acme Maid Services Inc.
Henderson 'Chuck' Walters the Third. CEO
mistere Plus
8 9 4 England
24 Apr 2020 6:43PM
Dear Mr Follicle.
Sorry, just got distracted by a line in the above comment...Jockstrap Gin...????. Thinking (not my usual approach) about it,
it could only be an improvement.
Anywho, we've been having lots of fun today, mostly without the benefit of electricity. Buggers at the generating hostel keep
getting out of the wheel for a rest. Most inconvenient.
A rather fetching photomograph today young sir. Very nicely painted, give the imps an extra frog.
Be careful in your Rose-hip vodka bath, don't go slipping on an olive, you'd do yourself a proper mischief.
Toodle pip, tally ho and that sort of thing.

viscostatic 15 50 11 United Kingdom
24 Apr 2020 6:45PM
'I think it's the sense of certainty and purpose.' Strange what we hang on to in these uncertain times. I spend a lot of time deciding which socks to wear - one of the big decisions of the day. I suppose one benefit of the lock down is that we can wear odd socks and no one knows.

24 Apr 2020 7:56PM
The ability to get away with odd socks sounds rather appealing - or it would if it wasn't for my CDO (most important that the letters are in the right order regardless of sense.)
Rose Hip has already proved her worth and has secured a position. 🌹 💋
The rose hip gin is assuredly a great tonic and, after several tumblers of this liberating libation, I can say with complete confidence that you're all my best mates and I love you, notwithstanding that you're all out of focus and slurring your worms. Strange, as mine are perfectly emancipated. 🥴
The triple distilled Vegemite and Jockstrap Gin sounds magnificently repellant and is being actively considered for its anti-viral potential.
capto Plus
9 6.8k 25 United Kingdom
24 Apr 2020 10:28PM
The essence of England, which will still be there when this time passes.Smile
24 Apr 2020 10:38PM
A truly magical feel to this one Graham. Excellent photography.
And many thanks for your much treasured award on my latest upload, it really is so very much appreciated, thank you.

John Smile
Tooma 5 2.2k 3 Scotland
25 Apr 2020 1:58AM
Pretty as a picture, and the loveliest looking roll of loo paper I ever did see.
JuBarney Plus
10 34 5 United Kingdom
25 Apr 2020 9:53AM
A terrific composition
TrevBatWCC Plus
13 13 19 England
25 Apr 2020 10:45AM
Rose Hip Vodka? That sounds good to me, a large one, please! 🍹 A very lovely scene here, Graham, even better large 👍
Take care, stay safe and have a good weekend 👍
Trev 😀

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