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Silly Sunday? Stupid switch!

By dudler  
For just over a week, my car's been away being mended, after someone ran into the back of it.

The courtesy car is a Quashquai, and I hate it.

It's sloppy, big, and not very wieldy. It looks like a tough offroader. But it's actually a rather tame FWD saloon that's put on weight... And it has things like this - a digital handbrake. It's about three inches beyond where I can reach, and you have to use the footrace to release it. Why? Just... why?

It has good points. Two of them. The reversing camera is fun, and it's done 60 mpg on the return trip to Pollock (over 300 miles). But is that enough, I wonder. Not for me!

Apologies if you own or love a Quashquai. But I shall rejoice to get my Impreza back... Tomorrow, I hope...

Tags: Rant Close-up and macro Nissan Handbrake SillySunday

Voters: mrswoolybill, strokebloke, bobpaige1 and 21 more


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mrswoolybill Plus
13 1.7k 2095 United Kingdom
13 Dec 2015 5:30PM
As a non-driver - I'll stick with the chocolate digestives...

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strokebloke 10 493 17 England
13 Dec 2015 5:33PM
Clarkson doesn't have a good word to say for it either - so you are in exalted company Grin
the pack of biccies fits in well though
ddolfelin Plus
8 103 3 Wales
13 Dec 2015 5:35PM
Tough times on the car front then.
Good luck with it.
dudler Plus
16 973 1535 England
13 Dec 2015 5:56PM
Normally, I'd run a mile to avoid agreeing with Jezza. But, his time...

The biscuits were to remind me that I could stop and binge to recover, if necessary!
banehawi Plus
15 2.2k 4045 Canada
13 Dec 2015 6:33PM
A Nissan. Now I get it.
kaybee 15 6.8k 26 Scotland
13 Dec 2015 6:50PM
My mate used to have car with one of those handbrakes (not this maker) .......... it activated and locked on in the middle of one of the busiest roundabouts in Edinburgh. He was the subject of a Radio 2 travel blackspot for about 2 hours!
dark_lord Plus
15 2.4k 598 England
13 Dec 2015 8:29PM
I don't mind Qashqais and I've driven probably a couple of dozen. They're ok. But the petrol ones are thirsty.
But I'm with you on those electronic handbrakes. Some cars you don't need to press the footbrake first. Some Peugeots and Audis spring to mind.
Had to pick up a Vauxhall (Meriva I think) and was told the owner had p/xed it because the electronic brake was dodgy. I'd parked on a slope...

Edit - perfect subject for Silly Sunday Grin
rontear Plus
16 21 8 England
13 Dec 2015 11:07PM
Wouldn't have one of these, keep my VW Golf every time !! love the biscuits !!
Ron
PranavMishra 7 52 17 India
14 Dec 2015 2:33AM
nice capture, John..
14 Dec 2015 9:21AM
When it comes to diets John I always shun all the complexities and up back to Biscuits Tongue
I prefer Plain myself, I LOOOOOOOOOOVE 'em Wink (I'm easily pleased) Smile

JohnSmile
fotobee Plus
6 4 3 South Africa
14 Dec 2015 9:33AM
Too many moving parts for me ! (But according to Mo, I am like an old brontosaur stuck in the La Brea tarpits !) (heh heh) Regards Martin
dudler Plus
16 973 1535 England
14 Dec 2015 9:41PM
The Impreza is back! the Quashquai has returned to its lair. Celebrations in Walsall!

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