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Some Assembly Required.

By Tooma
ONE FROM MO.

"Welcome to the future, and welcome to L.A.I.R. (Learning Artificial Intelligence Robotics). We are the world's leading humanoid assistant research laboratory and we are delighted to introduce you to the most efficient, productive, multi-skilled, tireless assistants your business will ever employ.

Faith - our first Feminoid model, will be available to be hired by your business as early as 2021. She will be proficient in all office business based skills, her interpersonal programming means that Faith is virtually undetectable as an android. She can work effectively with others but requires no assistance. Faith can effortlessly handle the workload of at least half a dozen, non android, employees.

Blair - our Mandroid model, will also be available by 2021. He can work in perfect synchronisation with Faith, as a truly unbeatable management team, or he can, of course, be hired to work alone. Both Faith and Blair have exactly the same capabilities and programming and they are fully interchangeable, if you decide you would prefer a "change of face". A benefit of choosing L.A.I.R for your office Android needs, is that if you have hired one of our first class Androids, your contract allows you to trade in your Workdroid for the alternate model any time you wish.

If you are interested in seeing Faith and Blair in operation, please contact L.A.I.R. Laboratories to arrange a meeting with our introduction team.

Please note: Although we are currently only providing the facility to request the Faith and Blair models for business hire, we fully intend to have twelve Android model options available before 2023.".

I had no involvement with this amazing looking image - all MO's own work.



Tags: Digital art Humour Arty Mo Conceptual image

Voters: Badgerfred, newbe2, taggart and 18 more


Comments


2 Sep 2019 12:40AM
Excellent work Mo,
Fred.

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2 Sep 2019 1:01AM
Interesting great image


Jan
taggart Plus
15 47 13 United States
2 Sep 2019 1:14AM
Ahhhhh! but can they speak Swahili?
2 Sep 2019 7:34AM
Excellent processing and interesting presentation.

Lory
bluesandtwos 10 406 1 England
2 Sep 2019 8:13AM
The big question must surely be how good are they at making a proper brew of lifes elixir, the tea.Smile

Dave, Bertie, Sycophant, Fan#12, etc. etc.
Tooma Plus
3 1.9k 2 Scotland
2 Sep 2019 12:41PM

Quote:The big question must surely be how good are they at making a proper brew of lifes elixir, the tea.Smile

Dave, Bertie, Sycophant, Fan#12, etc. etc.

Can they make a cup of tea, you ask? Why only the most fantastic cup of tea you will ever have tasted! Here at L.A.I.R. we were fortunate enough to secure the services of Ireland's foremost tea making specialist - The highly sought after and most elusive, number one tea preparation genius - Mrs Doyle of Craggy Island!

We worked intensively with Mrs Doyle on our "Refreshments and Nibbles" programming, and her expertise was invaluable and unmatched in the fields of
Water collecting - Straight from the tap, or from a water filtration device?
The perennially thorny issue of "Tea bag - or loose leaf? When is it acceptable to dunk a bag?"
Milk in first? (NO!) OR the correct way - a gorgeous splash of milk to finish?
Sandwich preparation and stacking - is your sandwich pyramid high enough to entice?
Triangles or squares? Are your bosses middle munchers or corner chewers?
Then lastly - How to assess the perfect moment to circle the room with a plate of Ferrero Rocher? (Specialist pyramid training was provided for this most tricky of presentation assemblies).

So, Dalloway, as you can see, you have nothing to fret about in terms of your mid morning cuppa. All the Workdroid models will have the "Go On, Go On, Go On" programming installed, ensuring the perfect brew is served every time.
mac Plus
18 3 Scotland
2 Sep 2019 4:37PM
Are they able to take photographs? Should be all winners so once you buy one you should have your FRPS in no time. Put me down for one
Ian (future FRPS)

Tooma Plus
3 1.9k 2 Scotland
2 Sep 2019 7:53PM

Quote:Are they able to take photographs? Should be all winners so once you buy one you should have your FRPS in no time. Put me down for one
Ian (future FRPS)



Yes, they most certainly can. You can then admire your framed certificate while enjoying a smashing cup of tea and a Ferrero Rocher (This comment is not sponsored by Ferrero Rocher, and L.A.I.R. Laboratories has no affiliation with Ferrero S.p.A.).
2 Sep 2019 10:20PM
Frightfully busy day my dear old things so a bit of assistance from an Android would have been just the ticket!
A very nifty bit of processing and a fascinating image. Very clever! SmileSmileSmile
17 Oct 2019 11:11AM
Fascinating hypnotic artistic image Mo , amazing work !!
Ian

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