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Terse Verse Greetings

By LynneJoyce  
Christmas means different things to different people. There are some who love it, some who hate it, those who are completely indifferent, those for whom it is completely irrelevant and worst of all, those for whom it is the loneliest of times. I have chosen to upload two verses illustrated with my photographs in the hope that they will strike a chord with many of you, from the Christmas lovers to the Bah Humbug brigade.

They come with sincere good wishes from me and mine, whether it be to enjoy Christmas or simply survive it, and to wish you the best that you wish for yourself in 2014.

Thanks for looking and enjoy reading and viewing these. Voting is disabled as this is a genuine greeting.

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CarolG Plus
9 196 18 Greece
20 Dec 2013 5:03PM
Two excellent cards, Lynne, and I go along with your words in V.2, it all seems so hypocritical now. Have a great end of year, whatever you may do, and all the very best for 2014. Carol

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20 Dec 2013 5:09PM
Thank you Lynne, I have really enjoyed them. Greetings to you too. Actually I love Christmas not as much as I did when I was a child though.

20 Dec 2013 5:13PM
V2 for me - probably the most fun I'll have this year!
I can't vote so I'll give you something under the mistletoe, Lynne.
LynneJoyce Plus
8 20 99 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 5:16PM
Yay, I've pleased both camps, which was the intention after all!
20 Dec 2013 5:19PM
Merry Christmas Lynne, V1 for me,
achieverswales 6 8 101 Wales
20 Dec 2013 5:23PM
I am staying on the sideline Lynne, good cards though.


20 Dec 2013 5:27PM
The three wise Men will be those who've gone out and spent a fortune on their Wives Lynne Wink
As for me, I'm giving Julie a BIG surprise this Year, I'm buying Her NOTHING!!! And I'll let you know just how wise THAT was Wink (If I'm able )Grin
Love the Poem on V2, great stuff.
Enjoy whatever you get up to at Christmas, if it's only getting inspiration for another Poem for next Year Grin

John Smile
Tish1 Plus
3 16 2 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 5:30PM
What a poet!!!!!

User_Removed 12 386 2 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 5:42PM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours. 🎅
20 Dec 2013 5:48PM
Two excellent images and, two well written poems - both witty and really enjoyable reading!
I suppose I straddle the fence where Christmas is concerned - the build up's a pain(finding a parking space is the worst bit!!), I love the turkey but hate the bloomin' Boxing Day sales!!
So, I stay in bed(for the sales, that is)!!
Why Britain can't close for two just days a year is absolutely beyond me!!
And, why not working on Boxing Day, for the folks in retail, might get you the sack is dreadful!
I'll stop now!Smile
Enjoy whatever you may be doing over the next week or so, Lynne.
Very best wishes,
ChiliMan Plus
10 135 17 Singapore
20 Dec 2013 5:49PM
Heh heh...I can't imagine many Christmas cards which can top these two, Lynne. Bravo GrinGrin

I'm looking forward to Christmas...and I'm sure you can guess Wink Lunch at my bro's on the 26th then they're coming over here on New Year's Day for a turkey lunch my mum is making. Ooo...and I think my cousin (who's visiting from Hawaii) is taking the parents and I to an Indonesian/Peranakan place for lunch next week. Heee. Who's gonna be a roly-poly then?? Grin

xwang 7 55 8
20 Dec 2013 5:53PM
Wonderful work, Lynne. You are too clever for the 'popular' stuff...Christmas becomes a commercial festival ...Merry Christmas, wise woman.Wink
jeanie Plus
12 6.0k 6 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 5:59PM
I will be the indifferent one on the fence.. but only cos I am working through the festivities hehe.. Smile
NeilWigan Plus
6 13 15 England
20 Dec 2013 6:30PM
I love it and by popular demand dress up in the suit to give the kids ,grand and great ,their presents .I cook dinner for the family and if it makes them happy ,just for one day ,its good enough .Hope you have a good festive period . Best wishes Neil ,Joan ,Jacob, Gabrielle and Issac.
capto Plus
4 4.0k 8 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 6:44PM
I love Christmas but hate the 2/3 month build up to it. Two smashing verses.Smile

Mike_Smith Plus
9 323 1 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 6:46PM
Both of these are superb, very well thought out. Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy new year
20 Dec 2013 7:04PM
As always love your verse.....
You really are a talented lass....
Pity the hounds were muzzled in V 1....
Enjoy your orange cake.....
LynneJoyce Plus
8 20 99 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 7:15PM
They are NOT muzzles, they are Halti head collars.
Niknut Plus
6 1.3k 68 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 7:41PM
GrinGrinGrinGrin !!!....great stuff !! both versions !

Merry Christmas Lynne, & good wishes for 2014 !!:xxSmile
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
netta1234 Plus
4 371 2 Wales
20 Dec 2013 8:49PM
Nadolig Llawen Lynne,
Happy christmasSmile
20 Dec 2013 9:52PM
All the very best Lynne and have a happy new year, another fine contribution

20 Dec 2013 9:54PM
Two superb cards. Merry Cristmas to you and you family, and a very happy New Year.
AnnChown Plus
6 199 1 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 11:05PM
Grin good on you Lynne to say what a lot if people think ... I hope you and Garreth enjoy the holiday with your spam sandwiches! GrinGrin
Irishkate Plus
6 38 100 United Kingdom
20 Dec 2013 11:17PM
Well written verses with great humour Lynne but perhaps too cynical.
The consumerism is all wrong but where there are children, we relive it for them
and when you go to a school panto or Nativity, it does bring a tear to the eye.
Have a lovely time in your own chosen way.
Kate GrinGrinGrin
mikbee 9 3 8 Scotland
20 Dec 2013 11:24PM
I have made plenty jokes on here that I am in the bah humbug brigade Lynne.
It is a bit of an exaggeration but I do hate how Xmas has become ''too commercial'' nowadays.
Good words here for whatever camp you may be in !!
21 Dec 2013 7:30AM
Very very thoughtful greetings made for all , theist & atheist. I have them in my mail box too, Thanks
annettep38 Plus
5 218 40 Costa Rica
21 Dec 2013 7:55AM
You have put it all in a nutshell Smile
I'm glad part one of the rush is over and it is down to counting mudflaps and brake pads for me now.
Look at the positive side: the days are getting longer from today on,more light for photos!
Wishing you an inspired rest period and a creative 2014!
bobsblues 6 10 2 United Kingdom
21 Dec 2013 8:20AM
Well said Lynne spoke for a lot of people I imagine great cards though.WinkWink
TrevBatWCC Plus
8 12 10 England
21 Dec 2013 10:25AM
Brilliant! Grin Christmas...bah, humbug! Sad Two wonderful presentations here Lynne, love 'em both, really made me chuckle SmileSmile
I must say I don't like the lead-up to Christmas, it all starts far too early, and it's so busy up town when you go shopping, whether it just be for groceries or presents you have to rack your brains for what to buy and that's different to what you bought people last year Sad
But, since I starting going away on holiday for Christmas, I have to say that I do enjoy that bit! SmileSmile
Trev Smile
CaroleS Plus
6 423 3 United Kingdom
21 Dec 2013 1:28PM
Very clever Lynne and I can relate to bits in both versions!
Happy Christmas to you and yoursSmile
Lillian Plus
7 22 17 United Kingdom
21 Dec 2013 7:05PM
Something to suit us all Lynne
Again my best wishes
ColleenA Plus
4 319 4 Australia
22 Dec 2013 12:14AM
Full of the joys of ChristmasGrinGrinGrin....two great cards
mistere Plus
3 1 3 England
22 Dec 2013 7:02AM
Merry Christmas Lynne and happy new year.
Love the cards..

fentiger Plus
15 916 23 England
22 Dec 2013 8:19AM
Nice one Lynne and thank you. Sad

Two great captures and matching verses. Well done Lynne.
jdenman 8 18 5 Spain
22 Dec 2013 9:38AM
Both are great.

22 Dec 2013 3:15PM
Merry Christmas
Brian65 7 2 United Kingdom
22 Dec 2013 7:57PM
Thank you Lynne for the cards, had a good read. Love V2 LOL.SmileSmileSmileSmileTongueWink Have a great ChristmasSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile
I'll drink to that Lynne.
jaktis Plus
12 84 Sweden
23 Dec 2013 8:54AM
Merry Cristmas to you

tonyng Plus
6 8 2 United Kingdom
23 Dec 2013 8:58PM
One with many talent eh?
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
phil99 9 45 6 United Kingdom
24 Dec 2013 8:00PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and all your family Lynne.....Phil
Glostopcat 10 255 2 England
24 Dec 2013 8:51PM
Two brilliant poems Lynne, I agree with your sentiments regarding v2, it's all too commercialised and naff these days. I hope you have a very enjoyable festive season and I look forward to more of your mega uploads and razor sharp wit and insightful comments in the New Year, EdGrin As for your three wise men in poem v1, were Mikbee, DannBrann and Lifesnapper not available then!Tongue
Thanks, Lynne, for the nice Greetings. Wish you," Merry Christmas & Happy & Healthy New Year" - Raja.
6 5.1k 125 United Kingdom
25 Dec 2013 10:35AM
I hope that you and your family have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year Lynne.

Thank you for all your wonderful comments, messages and continued support throughout the year.

Regards as always Nathan
PaulLiley 7 2 13 United Kingdom
25 Dec 2013 2:34PM
All the best for Christmas. Thanks for all your support throughout the year. paul
Great presentations and verses. Well done Lynne.
Chinga Plus
5 3 1 United Kingdom
31 Dec 2013 6:32AM
The Card and the Poem are simply divine! GrinGrin Brava!
Hope you had a good Xmas as well... IB

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