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The Bikini Tree

By lifesnapper  
Hi all and thanks for your response to my 'Froggy Fashion' image Smile
And now for a bit of fun trivia for 'Silly Sunday'.
The Bikini Tree thrives on hot dry Weather and grows mainly on Coastal areas throughout the World. During long periods of hot dry Weather, the Bikini Tree often fails to produce the Bikini Top, leaving only the Bikini Bottom to bask in the Sun. However, The Bikini tree can sometimes suffer from the Bikini Bug, which can gnaw away at the Bikini Bottom until it is no more than a String. (The Tree in this picture has no Strings attached by the way) This Bug is common in South America and the South of France, but sadly, not as common in the South of EnglandSad On some Beaches, the Bikini tree fails to produce a Bikini at all, while older, more mature Trees, tend to produce a Bikini with the Top and Bottom attached to each other, providing more protection from the Sun, and giving more shade to those sitting beneath the Tree. If you would like to know more about the Fruits of the Bikini Tree, please visit a Beach near you.

All the best to all,

John Smile

P.S. I have added some examples for you perusal.

Tags: General Tree Kefalonia Bikini

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andylea 9 37 1 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 8:58AM
v1 for me today john this one made me smile a belter nice one Wink

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RonnieAG Plus
8 154 118 Scotland
23 Jun 2013 9:04AM
What a hoot!!! Had a real giggle reading your fun intro up top........makes me want to head for the coast with camera and binoculars at the ready. But I'd probably manage to get myself arrested if I tried to follow your example, John.
The other BUT is that with the customary summer weather up here, I doubt if the Bikini Trees are thriving too well, and almost certainly not in bloom.
abeeror2 5 23 Australia
23 Jun 2013 9:20AM
Nice set only missing one image...the true bikini nasher.Wink
paulknight 8 2 8 New Zealand
23 Jun 2013 9:26AM
Gosh! I've never seen a bikini like that! Must have been looking in the wrong place.
bobsblues 8 10 2 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 9:32AM
Great set John love the tones and textures in V4Blush
23 Jun 2013 9:34AM
Grin Thanks all, I'm glad you enjoyed the write up Ronnie. And kathryn, I didn't think a picture of my Teeth would look good on here Wink
saltireblue Plus
8 8.0k 33 Norway
23 Jun 2013 9:42AM
Missing the image of the contents of the green bikini, John.Wink
As I understand the ripening process, the green ones aren't ripe yet...

mrswoolybill Plus
11 1.2k 1929 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 9:42AM
Oh dear, I look at all the wrong things. The hands in V2, the umbrella in V3, the bag in V4. I won't mention the horizon in V5...
I can't remember when I last felt warm enough to do that.

Quote:As I understand the ripening process, the green ones aren't ripe yet...

I was looking through these for a red ripe one but you missed out there.
woolybill1 Plus
11 23 72 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 9:59AM
An absolute hoot of an intro, John, and a new arboreal discovery to add to the usual catalogue.
I suspect the cause of V1 to have been a common-or-garden dispute or tiff, sometimes known as a falling-out Wink Smile Blush
CaroleS Plus
8 433 3 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 10:13AM
Love V7 - I can imagine you creeping through the trees for your shot!
Brilliant narrative!
23 Jun 2013 11:26AM
Wonderful write up John, just love it, very funny and the images arent bad either
dmhuynh72 10 44 3 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 11:37AM
a very entertaining write up John and a great set of images too.
LynneJoyce Plus
10 20 99 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 5:52PM
Fabulous tree and some great candid shots.
Mrsbass 5 2 1 United Kingdom
23 Jun 2013 7:57PM
Oh dear - I hope Mrs Lifesnapper wasn't expecting some beautiful landscapes to frame!! Made me laugh out loud John - It's good for the soul you know!
23 Jun 2013 10:09PM
Lovely set of candids John, and what delightful models. Don
AnnChown Plus
8 207 1 United Kingdom
24 Jun 2013 9:36AM
Hilarious - love the introduction John! I can't add to what's already been said.
mikbee 11 3 8 Scotland
24 Jun 2013 3:25PM
A fine informative narrative John,
but you missed out one vital piece of info.
At what time of the year is this species right for plucking ?
A fine set.
Jasper87 Plus
8 2.0k 150 England
24 Jun 2013 7:48PM
Nearly missed these... nearly missed a treat GrinGrinGrin

Dave87 Plus
11 42 5 England
26 Jun 2013 11:07PM
Love the greens of the bikini that works a treat with the greens of the tree John. Whilst viewing the series the brain reported back to the eye that there was a possibility that the lady viewed in V4 with the super body could be the Frog Lady uploaded earlier. Enjoying the series, keep them coming.

27 Jun 2013 5:09PM
Yep, got in spot on Dave Wink
Dave87 Plus
11 42 5 England
27 Jun 2013 7:52PM
Thanks John.

Glostopcat 12 255 2 England
28 Jun 2013 7:13PM
Not a tree I'm familiar with John, I guess it only grows in hot climes!Wink

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