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The Usual Suspects.

By Tooma
"Hey Charlie, see they pulled you in too, wot you reckon?". "Dunno Buzz, I mean, I'm a Pidjin, so it's only natural I'm a stoolie, so why am I here?". Hey Charlie, I'm a Pidjin too, but I'm no stoolie, and they got me lined up like all these other stooges. I dunno about this man.". "Ah Buzz, this is all goes with bein' a Pidgin, mate, you learn to just roll with it. You get a cuppa tea ana biscuit after.". "OK Charlie, if you're sure about that tea 'n biscuits after, I suppose that's OK then. Ah stoom man, here we go, best poker face on.... Psssst, do you think they'll 'ave chocolate digestives, maybe even some doughnuts?".

"You like doughnuts, Buzz? Yea, me too man, but they has to be fresh, you know, like, really fresh. You think they'll be fresh, Buzz?". "I dunno, Charlie, your the one whose dun this before, Dood. Were they fresh last time they had you in a freakin' line-up like this, man?". "Nah, Buzz man, five hours old if they wus a day, but if you get grabbed for a line-up at the 13th, you is living it large, 'cos their doughnuts are still steamin, still steamin' Dood'; the 13th is a class precinct man.".

Tags: Sss Humour and fun Silly Sunday shot

Voters: Monochrome2004, Badgerfred, taggart and 24 more

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What a Brilliant line up


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27 Jan 2019 12:23AM
Excellent Tom, like the composition,
taggart Plus
15 47 14 United States
27 Jan 2019 12:50AM
Pink feet, green necks, all in a row, What a fine picture, and your text is hilarious!
hobbo Plus
9 1.6k 3 England
27 Jan 2019 4:36AM
Never mind the pic, which is really should consider writing amusing books, or go pro, offering to add text to amusing photographs...

A good start to my Sunday-Morning.

Great write up made me laugh!
27 Jan 2019 9:28AM
Clearly an all star line up and blessed with a superb script and dialogue coach! SmileSmileSmile
PhilT2 Plus
10 531 31 England
27 Jan 2019 10:25AM
The opening chapter for your book has got much support here Tom. Sod the pictures......just finish the book. GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Minty805 Plus
3 33 6 United Kingdom
27 Jan 2019 10:30AM
You weren't washing the car for them, were you?
27 Jan 2019 11:00AM
Sunday morning entertainment at its best, Tom!!
A great image and story!!
Chinga Plus
9 3 2 United Kingdom
27 Jan 2019 11:26AM
GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin Great write up and a super image !! Isabel GrinGrinGrin
mac Plus
18 6 Scotland
27 Jan 2019 11:46AM
Looks like a chorus line waiting their cue! Moulin Rouge feet?
The write-up is not bad either.
Mike_Smith Plus
13 642 1 United Kingdom
27 Jan 2019 5:10PM
What a cracking line up, superb capture. Also a great Narrative
27 Jan 2019 8:11PM
GrinGrinGrin Pam
BobinAus Plus
5 2 10 Australia
9 Feb 2019 6:38AM
It wusn’t any of us! Go grab the shady bird in the dove coat. ‘E did it!

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