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Olive oil, fine, makes good soap. Donkey milk - well Cleopatra (may have) bathed in asses' milk. But I think I'd pass on that.
I hadn't thought of that association, Moira. 
Well spotted, Dave. 
But it also says it's made in greece.
Very slippery!
Colin
Very slippery!
Colin
I'll play it safe and go for the set of scented bath cubes, I think, John. Always a popular choice...
The deluxe version perhaps is to give your partner a healthy donkey and half a dozen (organic) olive seeds and written instructions on how to milk the donkey and grow saplings from the seeds. Light the blue touch-paper and stand well back when giving these gifts. There are known survivors 😀
LOVE the comments. 
Brilliant comments Lin
Lin
