Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"......
Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Where do Russians get their milk?
What's a cow's favourite moosical note?
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Ok I'm sorry!
Wildlife and nature
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