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netta1234 10 382 2 Wales
30 Dec 2012 9:01AM
GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin I did have a laugh,A great one.GrinGrinGrinWith Great title.GrinGrinGrinGrin
woolybill1 Plus
15 38 78 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 9:06AM
Never a bum shot amongst them Wink
Good one, Peter GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
andylea 13 37 1 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 9:11AM
this one brought a big smile to my face peter a cracking title for a belting shot nice one Wink
accipiter 12 61 England
30 Dec 2012 9:16AM
Still smiling - good one! A
mrswoolybill Plus
15 3.2k 2523 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 9:17AM
Very funny. And also very well taken. Focus, dof, composition, all just right. Wish I'd taken this one.
cats_123 Plus
18 5.1k 30 Northern Ireland
30 Dec 2012 9:24AM
Stop *rsing about GrinGrinGrin
Jasper87 Plus
12 3.0k 162 England
30 Dec 2012 9:35AM
A cheeky little upload, Peter.

STUARTHILL758 20 39 1 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 9:36AM
Thanks for the titter
lonely_oryx 14 61 55 England
30 Dec 2012 10:50AM
What a bum shot. Love the title
11 5.3k 128 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 11:25AM
The Flatulence Tax

A flatulance tax on cattle and sheep,
Another rip-off to make us all weep.
Preserving the ozone at any expense,
It's all propaganda that doesn't make sense.

Abandon the flock and abolish the herd,
When it comes to survival, then nothing's absurd.
But what will we eat for daily protein?
The answer is simple, the mighty baked bean.

So plough in the forrage and pastures too
Put paid to the curse of the cattle poo.
Then plant all the land with navy beans,
Belching out gasses from smokey machines.

The resulting erosion will wipe any smiles,
Make the Greenies appear they're suffering piles.
With options so few when it comes to a meal,
And the after affects still part of the deal.

With the whole population gobbling baked beans,
The potential was there for some horrid scenes.
The worst of our fears were about to come true,
The Follies were gobbling their baked beans too.

And adding more fuel to their natural reserve,
The electorate was poised to get its deserve.
Their innards vibrated their faces contorted,
The speaker collapsed and debate was aborted.

Then rising as one from babes to old Granny,
With timing so perfect was almost uncanny.
The whole population let off a great fart,
With a bloody big bang blew the ozone apart.

Regards Nathan GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
sparrowhawk Plus
13 282 2 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 11:45AM
gret shot i think you got a bum deal
Hermanus 9 4 South Africa
30 Dec 2012 11:50AM
Excellent Peter !! Our windfarms in South Africa are not half as attractive as the Brittish ones Smile
parob 11 3 74 France
30 Dec 2012 12:25PM
Sure beats shale gas, and a certain winner in the area of ecological modes of energy production (to wit, the quantity of elated responses)Smile
Joline Plus
15 38 59 United States
30 Dec 2012 12:37PM
This is fabulous, and funny.GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
EMJAYCEE 13 10 10 England
30 Dec 2012 2:00PM
Tibetan 9 3 England
30 Dec 2012 3:35PM
There and I thought it was the coalition Government lol. a right load of B-ms, regards Leon, we are going in the right direction, DOWN!, lol.TongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueWink
RuthyJ 15 England
30 Dec 2012 4:09PM
canonfan 11 7 United Kingdom
30 Dec 2012 4:46PM
Fantastic and funny shot Peter
LynneJoyce Plus
13 22 101 United Kingdom
31 Dec 2012 7:43AM
Chinga Plus
11 61 3 United Kingdom
3 Jan 2013 10:22AM
I heard of fart art.... IB

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