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Garrison is the first male baby born in this family for several generation. While girl babies eat, sleep and fill their diapers with political rhetoric, the young ladies usually seem to be on the side of Democrats, who are experts at slinging this stuff. Garrison may grow up to be a Republican. After guzzling all of the milk his exhausted Mother can provide, he chows down on pureed baby food which looks exactly the same at both ends of the assembly line.

Like all anal retentive republicans, Garrison spends hours with his eyes bulging out, grunting, straining and sweating, interspersed with a few screaming fits. After three long hours, his final grunt turns to a satisfied smile, more conservative legislation finished.

Camera:Nikon Coolpix P510 Check out Nikon Nation!
Recording media:JPEG (digital)
Date Taken:20 Jul 2013 - 1:46 PM
Focal Length:6.2mm
Lens Max Aperture:f/3.0
Shutter Speed:1/40sec
Exposure Comp:0.0
Exposure Mode:Program AE
Metering Mode:Multi-segment
Flash:Off, Did not fire
White Balance:Auto1
Title:Garrison dreams of being president
Username:Aldo Panzieri Aldo Panzieri
Uploaded:22 Jul 2013 - 2:40 AM
Tags:Humour / fun, Republican legistation
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SmileSmileSmile.........a delightful shot and one of total contentment.

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