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Garrison dreams of being president

By Aldo Panzieri
Garrison is the first male baby born in this family for several generation. While girl babies eat, sleep and fill their diapers with political rhetoric, the young ladies usually seem to be on the side of Democrats, who are experts at slinging this stuff. Garrison may grow up to be a Republican. After guzzling all of the milk his exhausted Mother can provide, he chows down on pureed baby food which looks exactly the same at both ends of the assembly line.

Like all anal retentive republicans, Garrison spends hours with his eyes bulging out, grunting, straining and sweating, interspersed with a few screaming fits. After three long hours, his final grunt turns to a satisfied smile, more conservative legislation finished.

Tags: Humour and fun Republican legistation

Voters: RonnieAG,

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RonnieAG Plus
8 154 118 Scotland
22 Jul 2013 7:50AM
SmileSmileSmile.........a delightful shot and one of total contentment.

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